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    Santorum Loves Sarah Palin, But Lecture Audiences May Not

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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    09/30/09

    In reply to Santorum Loves Sarah Palin, But Lecture Audiences May Not
    Ew, I cannot believe you would put a filthy term like "santorum" in a headline.
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    09/30/09

    In reply to Santorum Loves Sarah Palin, But Lecture Audiences May Not
    Why would you even say she has a "gift for prose"? If you wanted to defend Palin, why not go the whole maverick route? Claiming the woman is in any way articulate just seems like inviting criticism, to me. Of course, this is Santorum.

    Also, I laugh heartily at the idea of her doing a university lecture circuit. I mean, I'm sure there are places that would welcome her, but I just attended a talk at my own U last night, where a guy who identified himself as a Randian (though, importantly, he was very rude) got booed. I don't see Palin and her ilk flying well there.
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    Image of RetroVertigo RetroVertigo
    09/30/09

    In reply to Santorum Loves Sarah Palin, But Lecture Audiences May Not
    There was a contest a few years back to come up with the FILTHIEST definition of "santorum" after his comment that gay sex equated "Man on dog sex"

    here it is. NSFW

    [www.spreadingsantorum.com]
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    Image of Valkyrie607 Valkyrie607
    09/30/09

    @RetroVertigo: "Bobby and Jane were saving themselves for marriage, so they saddlebacked all night. Unfortunately, the santorum on the sheets gave it away, and their parents found out."
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    Image of MagicEyes MagicEyes
    09/30/09

    In reply to Santorum Loves Sarah Palin, But Lecture Audiences May Not
    I'm thinking about reading this book, just for laughs. But it's probably not really worth the effort. It would take longer to read it than she spent writing it.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    09/30/09

    @MagicEyes: Actually, it would probably take a day to read. And a lifetime to decipher.

    I wouldn't give her the bucks...someone is going to excerpt the good parts anyway, so I'll just wait.
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    Image of MissyMcCLung MissyMcCLung
    09/30/09

    @willwriteforfood: That's what the library is for.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    09/30/09

    In reply to Santorum Loves Sarah Palin, But Lecture Audiences May Not
    Real Americans don't care about literacy. She's real, y'all! She could have killed her baby, but she loves babies too much to do anything except attempt to force them into shotgun weddings.

    I would rather Tina Fey have written this book. She is writing a humor book, at least.
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    Image of obfuscator obfuscator
    09/30/09

    @lalaland13: you're on to something... could tina fey write a satirical sarah palin memoir without being sued for libelous slanderings?
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    Image of utensil42 utensil42
    09/30/09

    @obfuscator: As long as it was clear it was satire, and she didn't say anything untrue (why would she need to...just use direct quotes from Palin!), then she's golden.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    09/30/09

    @obfuscator: I have got to start inserting "libelous slanderings" into my daily convos. Thank you.
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    10/02/09

    @lalaland13: "your honor, these libelous slanderings directed at my client shall not stand! these proceedings are a tapestry of justice!!"
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    09/30/09

    In reply to Santorum Loves Sarah Palin, But Lecture Audiences May Not
    Why do politicians insist on continuing to wave the Palin flag and insisting that she's some brilliant political savant when it's been made clear time and time again that she's nothing but a mean spirited, willfully ignorant barely literate demagogue from nowhere who shoots wolves from aero-planes? She's a national joke, and since she's hit the stage, her popularity has been on a purely downward trajectory.

    Latching onto Sarah Palin is the political equivalent of refusing to get on a lifeboat from the Titanic, insisting while it sinks that the ship is a very strong vessel, the strongest ever, and it will fix itself and you can't believe that no one else sees what a magnificent ship she is.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    09/30/09

    @morninggloria: She's pretty. And they're out of options.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    09/30/09

    In reply to Santorum Loves Sarah Palin, But Lecture Audiences May Not
    Is that a newspaper she's holding? It only looks like one.

    Maybe the rest of them all are in that snazzy carry on.

    I seriously wish, though, that this woman would stay out of the spotlight. She is not relevant any longer.
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    Image of telecomic the thoughtful red panda telecomic the thoughtful red panda
    09/30/09

    In reply to Santorum Loves Sarah Palin, But Lecture Audiences May Not
    I've got a $25 gift certificate to Borders, and I'm thinking of buying this book.

    Should I got for the Crayola 64 or 128?
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    09/30/09

    @telecomic the thoughtful red panda: Make sure you get the pack that contains both "flesh" and "Muslim flesh"
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    09/30/09

    In reply to Santorum Loves Sarah Palin, But Lecture Audiences May Not
    Did the rest of the world just forget all the times that she would speak and no one had any idea what she was saying? Like, IDK, when she resigned as Alaskan Gov.? Odd, rambling sentences, often with no point, delivered with a lot of air punching and winking?
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    09/30/09

    @badmutha: But everyone understands "Pew Pew Pew!!" That is universal, right there.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    09/30/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: You betcha. I forgot about that there.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/30/09

    In reply to Santorum Loves Sarah Palin, But Lecture Audiences May Not
    Yeah, you know who else has a gift for prose? Dr. Seuss.

    I do not like her with a fox.
    I do not like her in a house.
    I do not like her with a moose.
    I do not like her here or there.
    I do not like her anywhere.
    I do not like green eggs and ham.
    I do not like her, Palin I mean.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    09/30/09

    In reply to Santorum Loves Sarah Palin, But Lecture Audiences May Not
    I really wish she would have titled her book "Dead Fish: Why I Just Gave The Fuck Up."
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    09/30/09

    @morninggloria: Oh, how I wish it would have been "Why I am just going away forever."
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    09/30/09

    In reply to Santorum Loves Sarah Palin, But Lecture Audiences May Not
    Having read transcripts of the speeches that Palin wrote herself, I have come to the conclusion that Rick Santorum and I have a very different definitions of "gift for prose." Maybe he meant rambling? She definitely excels in that field.
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    Image of MijaMia MijaMia
    09/30/09

    In reply to Santorum Loves Sarah Palin, But Lecture Audiences May Not
    If Sarah Palin had come to speak at my school I would go ballistic! She is truly irrelevant at this point in her career- doesn't hold politic office, has a flimsy record of public service, and is most famous for her failure to win a national office (that she was a longshot for all along.) I'm not saying there isn't an audience for her at Borders or some conservative churches. But a lecture in an academic setting implies that there is actual educational value to hearing her speak. That just simply is not the case.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    09/30/09

    @MijaMia: You forgot quitting the last public service job she had.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    09/30/09

    In reply to Santorum Loves Sarah Palin, But Lecture Audiences May Not
    Thanks to Dan Savage, I can no longer read/hear/speak Rick Santorum's name without snickering.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09/30/09

    @BeckySharper: RIGHT?!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    09/30/09

    In reply to Santorum Loves Sarah Palin, But Lecture Audiences May Not
    Of course, maybe Palin's book will be the kind of thoughtful, honest story that proves all the critics wrong.

    Hahahahhaa! Oh, man, good one Anna. Now tell the one about how rape isn't rape when it's a brilliant white director.
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