- While performing for sailors aboard the U.S.S. Harry S. Truman in the Persian Gulf last week, Jessica Simpson didn't handle the 97 degree heat well. After downing three Red Bulls with no water, she sang one song, then vomited.
- During a Sirius Radio interview, CNN's Rick Sanchez called Jon Stewart a "bigot", implied the media is controlled by Jews, and said network bosses passed him over for a promotion because he's Cuban-American. CNN responded by firing him.
Like the doctor at your college's Health Services department who offered, "Maybe you're pregnant" after you came in complaining of a cold, Rick Sanchez has suggested, without any evidence whatsoever, that Sarah Palin may be resigning due to pregnancy. Whaaa?