• In an exclusive interview, Sandra Bullock tells People that she has filed for divorce from Jesse James and has adopted a three-and-a-half month-old boy, Louis Bardo Bullock, as a single parent.

Rick and Kathy Hilton are vying for the Spears award for worst parents ever: 18-year-old Barron Hilton, Paris's little bro, got a D.U.I. this morning. • Are Dita Von Teese and Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean dating? Oddest couple ever. • Friend of Jamie Lynn Spears, Miley Cyrus says that Jamie is "really excited" to be a…

• In an unprecedented gesture, Donatella Versace has named Patrick Dempsey the face of the Versace men's line for not one but two consecutive seasons. Perhaps she's impressed by his track record on the whole "gets hotter every year OMG" front? [Fashion Week Daily]
  
• Speaking of Donatella, Tom Ford agrees with her that…

• Palms casino/hotel owner George Maloof may pay Paris Hilton's dad the 50Gs he's asking for for the privilege of hosting Paris' Get-Out-Of-Jail Bash.
  
• George Maloof: "The one who once hooked her up with Britney Spears." What an achievement!
  
• Meanwhile, (same item, folks!) "Girls Gone Wild" mogul Joe Francis looks fondly…