Seriously, happy Canada Day to the nation that proves Republicans wrong left and right: you have gun control, gay marriage, national health care, and decriminalized pot, and you have yet to be struck from the face of the Earth by angry Jesus. Congratulations! I live in envy.
@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: What up, Canucks? Happy Canada day - I will be studying all day like a freight train, so eat a hamburger and hoist a mojito for me!
@Little Green Frog: Just read Ebert's review and it was lovely. There are few things in life that give me more pleasure than reading poor reviews of bad movies.
I continue to hold out hope for a functional opposition party, because America kind of needs it. Aside from anything else, I fear that the Blue Dog Democrats will feel they're allowed to fill the role if the Republicans don't stop acting like half-brained wankstains. Damn it.
Of course this must be why it felt like the grown-ups weren't in charge for 8 years -- the GOP appears to have a worrying dearth of grown-ups. This is like that point in the playdate when the parents say "You know what? We have to let them work it out. They have to learn how to work things out," and go to the kitchen for more coffee. COME OUT OF THE KITCHEN, RESPONSIBLE REPUBLICANS!!
@ellaesther: I agree. I pretty much figure any true democracy needs a functioning opposition party, what with absolute power corrupting absolutely and all that.
So I second your call. Responsible Republicans...it's time to come out of the kitchen!
@ellaesther: Completely, completely agree. I was raised a Liberal Democrat. I identify as a Liberal, as does my brother. The one thing we both steadfastly believe in is a functioning democracy where all views, opinions, and voices are heard. I truly want the Republican party to get its act together and start acting like it cares about its members and constituents. I want them to weed out the hate-mongering, racists. They are so fractured and so lost. And the ones that do dissent? Don't have the guts to stand up to their fellow Republicans cut the crap out. It's utterly sad and utterly pathetic.
I want a Republican party in America, I just don't want this one.
I just don't understand people who appear to be hoping for a terrorist attack in order to prove that the country's not safe with a democrat at the helm.
@dianersb was bit by a zombie: Lest anyone remind them that BUSH was president during the last (and worst) terrorist attack. I cannot wrap my head around people continuing to ignore that important fact.
Beyond that, Cheney can STFU about keeping us safe afterwards too. London, Madrid, anyone? They were all attacks related to our presence in Iraq. I think that qualifies as keeping no one safe.
@dianersb was bit by a zombie: yeah, it's especially bullshit due to the amount of time he and the rest of his blathering ilk spend trying to do the unpatriotic, "you are trying to make america less safe" witch hunt. and it's a sad day when the vile mouthpieces of the republican party think that the only way they will gain traction with voters is if there is a massive terrorist attack. not through policy, not through good governance, not through inspiration or ideas, but through death. fuck that.
I'm not sure she would recognize it if it walked up to her on the street Schoolhouse Rock style and slapped her for all the shit she's been talking about it behind its back.
That is awesome. Somebody with talent needs to put that in cartoon form for our amusement.
In fact, Sarah Palin LITERALLY wants to change the Constitution, by creating an amendment against gay marriage. So......yes, she's a terrible terrible hypocrite- but we knew this.
@katastic: Did anybody mention to her that she can't change the Constitution by herself? I can guarantee that even if it gets through Congress, she would never get a majority of the states to approve it.
ANA MARIE: Guy behind me: "The first polls close in six days, nine hours, and two minutes."
MEGAN: Ok, Rainman. And where do polls close at 5:30?
Did he (or you) forget about Daylight Saving Time, maybe? Not sure exactly when the comment was said, but that could account for someone being an hour off.
@katelinnea: Yes, thanks to the dumb change they made to DST, thinking it would save energy when in fact, it does absolutely nothing. But that's the Bush Administration for you -- half-assed measures to make it look like they are doing something.
@MegSpencer: It's interesting, because I have mixed feelings about this move. The buying of airtime, which to me- suggests mad money and potential for "elitist" criticism.
@SisterMaryMartha is ready for 2009.: Well, but think of it this way: this money mostly came from small contributions. So it's like the PEOPLE's ad buy. My hope is that the content of the ad reflects this ... like he could spend the bulk of the time doing something like "interviewing" everyday supporters about various planks of his platform and why they will be good for all Americans. That would kick ass.
@SisterMaryMartha is ready for 2009.: Let them criticize. They were late to recognize the potential. And don't tell me the McCain camp would not have done the same thing if the situation was reversed.
Yes, let him have his 30 minutes, because my contributions paid for that 30 minutes, and I want everyone to hear this man and know he is the right choice on Election Day.
May I just state- the Kwame Kilpatrick texts are A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. and the woman he had an affair with is pathetically sad. The best part is how after professing his love, and she tearing up her life for him, he never left his wife and also deniedher.
@TaraIncognita: I thought so. But then I love to read nonsensical dirty text messages on government cell phones to staff members. I was entertained. I read it all when the trial was going on. Plus I am serious, she is sadly pathetic. One of the series of texts is about her asking permission to give him a blowjob. Because apparently she wanted to, but was afraid to ask or some nonsense.
@SisterMaryMartha is ready for 2009.: @TaraIncognita: It is SO worth a read. He is a miserable, corrupt, lying, race-baiting rat bastard and I am delighted his ass is going to jail. And this is speaking as a fellow liberal Democrat.
@SisterMaryMartha is ready for 2009.: He needs to lay off the bacon and go for a job every now and then IMO. The Times mentioned that he went around with 21 bodyguards. 21? For what? I know it's Detroit, but I seriously doubt anyone's gonna jack him at a stoplight.
@BeckySharper: No one was going to jack him. He marketed himself as the gangster Mayor, complete with pinstripe suits. A cabal of bodyguards goes with the image.
I waited in line for over 3 hours the other day to vote early. The good thing is that people are voting. But that line was ridiculous. It makes me worry that people are going to see the lines and turn around and go home!
@TheVaginaWig: Oh, and I was disheartened at the number of McCain supporters in line. Also, the number of people voting "yes" on Florida's Amendment 2 (which recognizes marriage as between one man and one woman and takes rights away from ALL unmarried couples, not just same-sex couples).
I wanted to stab things. My mother had to tell me to keep my mouth shut.
@TheVaginaWig: I would really hope that for something like this, people would suck it up and wait. Besides, it's good practice for the upcoming holiday season.
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COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY.
I mean, really: poorly sourced, too gossipy, giving SP a reason to complain about how she is treated, and keeping her in the national news.
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Yes, I do believe that is what it is like inside Glenn becks head EVERY DAY.
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Can't wait for my road trip up there this summer :D
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Lots of Canadians don't watch hockey!
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/kidding
Seriously, happy Canada Day to the nation that proves Republicans wrong left and right: you have gun control, gay marriage, national health care, and decriminalized pot, and you have yet to be struck from the face of the Earth by angry Jesus. Congratulations! I live in envy.
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Also, this made my life:
Remember how IO9 described the Transformers movie? That's what Beck experiences, in his mind, every day.
It's funny because it's true.
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Of course this must be why it felt like the grown-ups weren't in charge for 8 years -- the GOP appears to have a worrying dearth of grown-ups. This is like that point in the playdate when the parents say "You know what? We have to let them work it out. They have to learn how to work things out," and go to the kitchen for more coffee. COME OUT OF THE KITCHEN, RESPONSIBLE REPUBLICANS!!
Damn it!
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So I second your call. Responsible Republicans...it's time to come out of the kitchen!
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I want a Republican party in America, I just don't want this one.
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I just don't understand people who appear to be hoping for a terrorist attack in order to prove that the country's not safe with a democrat at the helm.
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Beyond that, Cheney can STFU about keeping us safe afterwards too. London, Madrid, anyone? They were all attacks related to our presence in Iraq. I think that qualifies as keeping no one safe.
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That is awesome. Somebody with talent needs to put that in cartoon form for our amusement.
With bacon.
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So......yes, she's a terrible terrible hypocrite- but we knew this.
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MEGAN: Ok, Rainman. And where do polls close at 5:30?
Did he (or you) forget about Daylight Saving Time, maybe? Not sure exactly when the comment was said, but that could account for someone being an hour off.
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Talk me off the ledge! Ahhhhh.
Also, any Nicole with TWO L's is going to beat a bitch down. You dont mess with two L's, you JUST DONT.
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Yes, let him have his 30 minutes, because my contributions paid for that 30 minutes, and I want everyone to hear this man and know he is the right choice on Election Day.
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Damn I wish I was pregnant again.
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whisk together 1 1/4 cups powdered sugar, 1 teaspoon vanilla, and 1/4 cup Grade B maple syrup
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Also, he's seriously into those sexy time texts!
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Also, I think he is attractive- which is disappointing because on him, it is such a waste.
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I wanted to stab things. My mother had to tell me to keep my mouth shut.
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We are one of those states up for grabs, but in my area at least, there seemed to be lots of McCain love to be had.
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