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    No Sweat

    Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay

    Girl Finds Treasure In Richard Simmons Tape • Polar Bear Finally Moved Out Of Moat

    Gavin McInnes Hassles Interviews Richard Simmons At Netflix Movie Championship

    It's A Capitol Day For Richard Simmons

    Loose Lips

    Richard Simmons Makes David Letterman Uncomfortable, Hilarity Ensues
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    08/12/09

    In reply to No Sweat
    My mom once met him in the 70s-- at a party my GRANDMOTHER threw, and HE WAS WEARING PANTS. This is a crossroads of insanity I have yet to wrap my head around.
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    Image of hussein persepolis hussein hussein persepolis hussein
    08/12/09

    @Ipomoea is a joyful girl: I'm sorry, your grandmother knew him well enough to invite him to a party? Color me JEALOUS.
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    hussein persepolis hussein was starred hussein persepolis hussein was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    08/12/09

    In reply to No Sweat
    I wish he'd put out a new video. I would totally buy it and then use it.
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    Image of FroderickFronkensteen FroderickFronkensteen
    08/12/09

    In reply to No Sweat
    I don't believe anyone has truly taken in how wonderful this picture is. Could you imagine if this was just something that happened to you on your way to work? Richard Simmons. POPPING OUT OF A BUSH. IN A BEDAZZLED SHIRT. WAVING AT YOU.
    I...the words..I can't...
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    08/12/09

    In reply to No Sweat
    Now I have this image in my head of Mr. Simmons doing aerobics while his bedazzled stones pop off and hit people in the face.
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    GirlFailer was starred GirlFailer was unstarred
    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    08/12/09

    In reply to No Sweat
    OH HEY GUYS! I'm just popping out from between these two shrubberies here to let you know that you should say Farewell to Fat!!!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    08/12/09

    In reply to No Sweat
    I can't hate on Richard Simmons. I just find him adorable.
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of hovy hovy
    08/12/09

    In reply to No Sweat
    Never thought I'd see the day that Richard Simmons would be knee deep in some bush.
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    Image of hussein persepolis hussein hussein persepolis hussein
    08/12/09

    @hovy: huzzah!
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    08/12/09

    In reply to No Sweat
    i have nothing but love for richard simmons. he is unabashedly awesome.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    08/12/09

    In reply to No Sweat
    Something tells me that's the only bush he'll be going in or out of.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    08/12/09

    In reply to No Sweat
    Fuck, if he's still preserved that well after all these years, I'm pulling out some Sweatin' to the Oldies tapes. He looks the exact same.
     Reply
    GirlFailer was starred GirlFailer was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    08/12/09

    In reply to No Sweat
    Sweatin' in the Shrubberies.
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    I, Zombie Normal was starred I, Zombie Normal was unstarred
    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    Dear Robert Pattison,


    I watched Twilight last night and found it unintentionally hilarious. Seriously, there was much laughter from my corner.


    However, your coincidental hilarity and intense/intensely bad staring did not prevent me from having AWESOME sex dreams about you last night. This confirmation that you shower tells me that we need to be lovers, now.


    Get out of my dreams, and into my pants. Love,


    Jigglyball

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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    03/29/09

    @jigglyball: Or, ya know, Pattinson. Please don't let my typos come between us.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    Nothing bugs me more than people who sit down with Oprah to win over the public. UGH.
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    The HZA. was starred The HZA. was unstarred
    Image of bleedingmouths bleedingmouths
    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    Samantha Ronson is hot. Just wanted to say. She has such cute freckles.
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    Image of lizbang lizbang
    03/29/09

    @bleedingmouths: I was going to say I've never realized that she's actually very pretty. Maybe it was that god-awful blonde hair, or maybe I've just never really looked at her.
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    Image of maneki neko maneki neko
    03/29/09

    @bleedingmouths: Glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks so.
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    03/29/09

    @sequinsandgin: Yeah, she changed her hair from crap blonde to brunette and stopped wearing those stupid hats. If only it took that little to completely make over my appearance and change me into a hottie.
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    Dear Chris Brown/Rihanna/Oprah,

    Seeing Chris Brown and Rihanna together on day time TV will make me no less angry at Chris Brown. In fact, If I hear him/Rihanna offer excuses or explanations for his behavior my head may or may not spontaneously combust. Furthermore, Oprah, as a victim of abuse yourself shouldnt you be worrying about ensuring that you do not publicly 'forgive' or appear to forgive his actions, instead of considering the possible rating rake in that a Rihanna/Chris Brown would be.


    Please keep Mr. Brown and anyone who wants to make excuses for beating women off my tv. Thank you.


    rd2uk

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