Can somebody please explain the Victoria's Secret shoplifting phenomenon? Is there really that much demand for panties that create non-stop wedgies and fall apart after one washing or ill-fitting bras that stretch out within an hour?
Spongebob is part of the movement towards the new masculinity. He loves Krabby Patties and high fashion, he hunts for jellyfish, but only catalogues them and lets them go, he looks up to a female scientist of a different species than his own, and he's not afraid to hug his best male friend in public.
"Four women pepper-sprayed a sales associate in Tennessee this month in order to boost 30 pairs of underwear."
Daffy has nice silk-and-lace stuff.
Does this seem like I-need-a-new- thong-overkill to anyone else?
@hydrogen_jukebox: Spongebob was doing well enough without a makeover that Rescue Beauty, some of the most beautiful also most hideously expensive nail enamel on the market, named three of their shades after his inspiration:
@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I didn't hear about that. Though I think that appropriating Spongebob into adult-things without enough tongue in your cheek just makes it look dumb. Case in point.
And it is kind of unfortunate that Karly-poo had to be the one to do this: imagine what he'd say about Patrick behind his back.
Kate Moss, meet futuremouse's friends. One day with them and I guarantee there will be at least a dozen unflattering pictures of you eating on facebook. Along with pictures of you making weird faces, being obviously drunk/high, passed out on a couch, dancing awkwardly, and possibly falling on your ass.
I'm choosing to take the Kate Moss tidbit with a grain of salt, however, let's say for a second that it is true. Kate Moss proving that she does in fact, ingest food is completely besides the point. The issue, in my opinion, was not that people were presuming that Kate suffered from an eating disorder, but rather that she was encouraging an unhealthy attitude toward food. In other words, the problem isn't that people were upset because they thought that Moss was starving herself, but rather that young girls who look up to her, would adopt her mantra as their own.
Granted, Kate Moss has never struck me as Mensa material, but I would have thought that someone who was a lightening rod for controversy in the early/mid-'90s because of the "heroin chic" trend, would have the good sense to treat any diet questions with kid gloves.
@BabyJane: Shiny and gold and expensive is he!
SpongeBob CouturePants!
If stylistic nonsense be something you wish,
SpongeBob CouturePants!
Then gold-plated square-shape's the body you wish.
I am REALLY upset that Hank was dropped for Vick. Michael Vick is a piece of scum who should NEVER have been let back into the NFL. And from watching Kendra, Hank seems to be a really down to earth sweet man. This sucks. I hate football even more now.
Jessica Simpson needs to be more realistic. It would be one thing if she lost the dog and didn't know what happened...in that situation, duh, you look for it. But if the last time you saw your dog it was IN a COYOTE'S MOUTH...honey...I hate to tell you, but your dog was dinner. It's sad, but it's nature. Accept it and stop bothering your neighbors.
Also, when I was 19 (ok, last year, but whatever), I lived in a dorm room with cinderblock walls. Lawnmowers woke me up at 7:30 am. Course, I date a 21 year old, not a 1000000000000 year old.
Jon, dogs are a part of the family. You should no more send them back than you would one of your kids. When you move, you move somewhere that will accept them. Case closed.
@joanna23: A lot of breeders will stipulate when they sell you a puppy that if ever you are going to give it away, you must give it back to them. At least this way they have some control of what happens to the poor animal.
I blame Jon, but I also blame Kate. It was their joint decision to get the dogs (I'm sure to help ratings too), and who the hell get 2 GIANT dogs when they have 8 kids??
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SOMEBODY at Avon has jumped on the Obama/Clinton bandwagon...
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I'd much rather boost from the local bra shop, or Nordstrom's intimates section, man. FAR higher quality and bang for your buck.
I can just see myself asking the poor sales associate, as she's bent over and writhing in pain, 'excuse me, but do you have these in 36ds, by chance?'
Jokes aside, that poor employee. I wonder if she was the only one in the store?
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We can all learn from Spongebob.
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Daffy has nice silk-and-lace stuff.
Does this seem like I-need-a-new- thong-overkill to anyone else?
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Square Pants
Starfish Patrick
Bikini Bottom
and they sell like stupid.
So King Karl could, you know, go quietly back to his fat hate and leave the Bobster alone.
(Sorry about the other message ending up here. It was supposed to be above your comment; I think it's a JezeTech glitch.)
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And it is kind of unfortunate that Karly-poo had to be the one to do this: imagine what he'd say about Patrick behind his back.
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*precoffeedreams*
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Granted, Kate Moss has never struck me as Mensa material, but I would have thought that someone who was a lightening rod for controversy in the early/mid-'90s because of the "heroin chic" trend, would have the good sense to treat any diet questions with kid gloves.
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Oh! Who lives with Karl, there in Paree?
SpongeBob CouturePants!
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SpongeBob CouturePants!
If stylistic nonsense be something you wish,
SpongeBob CouturePants!
Then gold-plated square-shape's the body you wish.
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Also, when I was 19 (ok, last year, but whatever), I lived in a dorm room with cinderblock walls. Lawnmowers woke me up at 7:30 am. Course, I date a 21 year old, not a 1000000000000 year old.
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PS... You suck.
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I blame Jon, but I also blame Kate. It was their joint decision to get the dogs (I'm sure to help ratings too), and who the hell get 2 GIANT dogs when they have 8 kids??
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