Spoiler alert: It has to do with Richard Gere's (alleged) love of small animals.

Self-proclaimed "pretty motherfucker" A$AP Rocky and objectively gorgeous person Chanel Iman have called it quits. Love might not be dead, but it's certainly a lot less good looking.

Justin Bieber was stopped and questioned today by US customs officials at LAX as he tried to enter the country after a trip to Japan. (At the time of this writing he was still being detained.) Officials wouldn't comment on the cause or nature of their suspicions, but the elfin song-angel was similarly detained in New…

The totally reputable National Enquirer has reportedly obtained a shot of Zac Efron collapsed in the Thompson Hotel on January 3rd after an overdose of "hillbilly heroin" Oxy, obtained during a batshit night of drinking. Efron reportedly got the pills from the street and requested all party guests to buy forty for…

Today perma-rom-com-lawyer and longtime silver fox Richard Gere is 64, and we look back at an interview he did with Jimmy Carter in 1993. I'm way into the quasi-Rod Stewart mullet. If that's not enough Gerestalgia for you, here is a look back at the shittier and more recent past: Autumn In New York, starring Gere and…

Although Kate Middleton and Prince William have only told their parents the sex of their baby, a slip of the tongue made it clear that Kate might be playing uteran hostess—I picture it as an upscale B&B, complete with L'Occitane bath products and tiny decorative soaps and a Jonathan Adler guestbook—to a tiny future…

Last night at the 85th annual Academy Awards, for the most part, the look on the red carpet was classic Hollywood glamour. Like rare birds during mating season, A-listers tried to outshine each other, and some of the bright plumage and peacockery on display was truly stunning. Alas, there were a few sartorial missteps…

Despite Katy Perry's best efforts, one cannot domesticate the Wild Striped Douchebag, and John Mayer is no exception. Like the Countess Elizabeth Báthory, best remembered for bathing in the blood of virgins to retain her youth, it was only a matter of time before Mayer found the latest zeitgeisty female It-person and…

One of the criticisms of Jodie Foster's already legendary Golden Globes speech was the idea of expounding a need for personal privacy on, you know, a nationally broadcast awards show. Its detractors could have predicted this next turn of events, which, of course, is a resurgence in tabloid stories about Foster,…

Last night at the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by The Los Angeles Times — held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel — most of the stars looked great. Glam hair, dreamy dresses. Although a few folks made some bad decisions. Hey, it's not a celebrity red carpet without some ugly ensembles! Let's take a look,…

Fuck being a waiter at the Ivy with a screenplay in your locker! The real way to meet celebrities these days is to become an international Hacktivist and chill in diplomatic asylum for a few years. Case in point: Lady Gaga visited Julian Assange—who counts Oliver Stone and Michael Moore among his most vocal Hollywood…

Now all we need is a few close-ups of Prince William's bald spot and we can call it a day, because French gossip rag Closer has run a bunch of topless shots of Kate Middleton taken on the terrace of a private guest house during a vacation to Provence with Willz last week. (Click through for the NSFW shots, featuring…

Breathe a sigh of relief, everyone — Pippa Middleton is probably not going to get into anymore trouble with the Inspector Clouseau after one of her fellow car passengers waved a fake gun at a paparazzo in France. Under French law, Pippa's friend could face up to two years in prison for brandishing even a fake gun, but…

You know a salute to Alec Baldwin (like this one at the Museum of the Moving Image) will be funny. But chic? What a pleasant surprise!

Earlier this week, we took a look at Elizabeth Kaye's piece in June's Elle magazine, in which she describes watching an actor's film, falling in love with his image on screen, setting up an interview, and then bedding him. Repeatedly.

For the June issue of Elle, Elizabeth Kaye penned what is essentially a very long blind item. The short version? She went to the movies, developed a crush on an actor, set up an interview and subsequently bedded him. Repeatedly.

• After some pointless blather about terrorism and economic recovery during today's White House Press Briefing, Robert Gibbs addressed the question weighing most heavily on Americans' minds: Will the State of the Union preempt Lost's 3-hour season premiere?

• Remember when Nicole Richie was on The Simple Life? She's planning on returning to primetime TV — this time in a scripted comedy.

• Did Rosie O'Donnell try to romance Angelina Jolie? She told Howard Stern on his radio show:

Ouch. And it doesn't get much better, either.