Zac Efron Passed Out From an Oxy Overdose and Some Jerk Sold the Pix

The totally reputable National Enquirer has reportedly obtained a shot of Zac Efron collapsed in the Thompson Hotel on January 3rd after an overdose of "hillbilly heroin" Oxy, obtained during a batshit night of drinking. Efron reportedly got the pills from the street and requested all party guests to buy forty for… » 9/25/13 9:13am 9/25/13 9:13am

Saturday Night Social: Richard Grinds Our Gears/Geres

Today perma-rom-com-lawyer and longtime silver fox Richard Gere is 64, and we look back at an interview he did with Jimmy Carter in 1993. I'm way into the quasi-Rod Stewart mullet. If that's not enough Gerestalgia for you, here is a look back at the shittier and more recent past: Autumn In New York, starring Gere and… » 8/31/13 6:42pm 8/31/13 6:42pm

Kate Middleton Having a Girl, Everyone Screams!

Although Kate Middleton and Prince William have only told their parents the sex of their baby, a slip of the tongue made it clear that Kate might be playing uteran hostess—I picture it as an upscale B&B, complete with L'Occitane bath products and tiny decorative soaps and a Jonathan Adler guestbook—to a tiny future… » 3/06/13 9:00am 3/06/13 9:00am

The Gorgeous Dresses and Hot Messes of the Oscars Red Carpet

Last night at the 85th annual Academy Awards, for the most part, the look on the red carpet was classic Hollywood glamour. Like rare birds during mating season, A-listers tried to outshine each other, and some of the bright plumage and peacockery on display was truly stunning. Alas, there were a few sartorial missteps… » 2/25/13 11:20am 2/25/13 11:20am

Serial Dater John Mayer Lurches Over To Allison Williams

Despite Katy Perry's best efforts, one cannot domesticate the Wild Striped Douchebag, and John Mayer is no exception. Like the Countess Elizabeth Báthory, best remembered for bathing in the blood of virgins to retain her youth, it was only a matter of time before Mayer found the latest zeitgeisty female It-person and… » 1/29/13 9:00am 1/29/13 9:00am

Rumor Has It the Father of Jodie Foster’s Kids Was Gay Casting Director

One of the criticisms of Jodie Foster's already legendary Golden Globes speech was the idea of expounding a need for personal privacy on, you know, a nationally broadcast awards show. Its detractors could have predicted this next turn of events, which, of course, is a resurgence in tabloid stories about Foster,… » 1/15/13 9:00am 1/15/13 9:00am

Luscious Locks, Pretty Frocks and Bradley Cooper's Shiny Suit: the…

Last night at the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by The Los Angeles Times — held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel — most of the stars looked great. Glam hair, dreamy dresses. Although a few folks made some bad decisions. Hey, it's not a celebrity red carpet without some ugly ensembles! Let's take a look,… » 10/23/12 2:40pm 10/23/12 2:40pm

Lady Gaga Put on a Witch Hat and Had Dinner With Julian Assange

Fuck being a waiter at the Ivy with a screenplay in your locker! The real way to meet celebrities these days is to become an international Hacktivist and chill in diplomatic asylum for a few years. Case in point: Lady Gaga visited Julian Assange—who counts Oliver Stone and Michael Moore among his most vocal Hollywood… » 10/09/12 9:00am 10/09/12 9:00am

Shocker: Topless Photos of Kate Middleton Reveal She Has Nipples

Now all we need is a few close-ups of Prince William's bald spot and we can call it a day, because French gossip rag Closer has run a bunch of topless shots of Kate Middleton taken on the terrace of a private guest house during a vacation to Provence with Willz last week. (Click through for the NSFW shots, featuring… » 9/14/12 9:00am 9/14/12 9:00am

Thug Life Princess Pippa Middleton Awaits a Royal Scolding

Breathe a sigh of relief, everyone — Pippa Middleton is probably not going to get into anymore trouble with the Inspector Clouseau after one of her fellow car passengers waved a fake gun at a paparazzo in France. Under French law, Pippa's friend could face up to two years in prison for brandishing even a fake gun, but… » 4/17/12 8:00pm 4/17/12 8:00pm