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    Marie Claire Dating Blogger Leaves Us Speechless

    Dear Marie Claire Dude Blogger, Please Make Us Your Wing-Women
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    01/14/09

    In reply to Marie Claire Dating Blogger Leaves Us Speechless
    "In fact, if he wanted, I'd go get a few more drinks, leave the camera at home, and wait to see what he says next"


    Sounds like the balls in your court, Rich...

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    01/14/09

    In reply to Marie Claire Dating Blogger Leaves Us Speechless
    Worst date line ever: "So, are those real? Cause they're bangin'."
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    01/15/09

    @danista: OH, please tell me no one ever said that to you. Please.
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    01/14/09

    In reply to Marie Claire Dating Blogger Leaves Us Speechless
    Umm, is it weird that I found him oddly endearing?!
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    01/14/09

    @meglovesyouxx: agreed.
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    01/14/09

    In reply to Marie Claire Dating Blogger Leaves Us Speechless
    Oh, gross. I don't even think I can finish watching this past the point of "jacking off to the yearbook."
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    01/14/09

    In reply to Marie Claire Dating Blogger Leaves Us Speechless
    this video is taking for. EVER. to load.
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    01/14/09

    In reply to Marie Claire Dating Blogger Leaves Us Speechless
    This video reminded me why I stopped going to bars or on blind dates. Too painful to make it even through 4 minutes of this.
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    01/14/09

    @theysaidwhat: Do people really talk about this stuff on "normal" blind dates? When they're not faced with a camera and the pressure to be self-depricating?
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    01/14/09

    In reply to Marie Claire Dating Blogger Leaves Us Speechless
    I don't trust anyone who's online persona is significantly different than who they are in person. I tend to think people act the way online they would act in real life if they had the balls to, so it's just cowardly when you're "actually a really nice guy in real life!" but a total fucking tool online.


    Sorry, I'd rather have someone authentic.

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    01/14/09

    @exelizabeth: Actually, for the record, I think his blog and his real-life persona are basically the same. I didn't think he was any different in person than I would've expected given his writing except that he had a better sense of humor and seemed to take himself less seriously, but that's hard to convey in writing some times (especially with an editor involved).
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    01/15/09

    @Megan: Ha, you know, I've never read his blog, just read Jezebel's summaries.


    Jumping to conclusions, I'm doing it. I've just met so many people who are totally different online than IRL and it's squicky.

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    01/14/09

    In reply to Marie Claire Dating Blogger Leaves Us Speechless
    Porn: Lying to Men About Women's Bodies Since The Invention of VHS.
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    01/14/09

    In reply to Marie Claire Dating Blogger Leaves Us Speechless
    Also Megan, your voice is totes adorable!
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    01/14/09

    @cuteasabutton says Eff it, let's get a taco.: It was nice to hear it unaccompanied by Dennis Prager's bray.
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    01/14/09

    In reply to Marie Claire Dating Blogger Leaves Us Speechless
    "I like lesbians".
    Um, yeah. No.
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    01/14/09

    In reply to Marie Claire Dating Blogger Leaves Us Speechless
    I'd like him more if he called his blog something more creative. "Sex and the Single Guy," really?


    Much preferred:
    "Boning with the Homies"
    "Journey to the Center of My Cock"
    "Vagina Quest 2009"
    "Dinner and an Orgasm"
    "Sticking it Where The Sun Don't Shine"
    "Me Like-ah The Lay-days"

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    01/14/09

    @morninggloria: hahaha...though Dinner and an Orgasm might be false advertising :P
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    01/14/09

    @morninggloria: Journey to the Center of My Cock is already taken by a blog for male STD testing...
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    01/14/09

    @MyNameIsChris: Journey to the Center of My Taint?


    Is that one taken?

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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    01/14/09

    @morninggloria: "It's My Dick and a Blog" (Step one...)
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    01/14/09

    @Kivrin: Cut a hole in a blog.


    (TWO:)
    Put your junk in that blog


    (THREE:)
    Make her open the blog


    And that's the way you do it!
    A dick in a blog!
    A dick in a blog, girl.

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    01/14/09

    @Kivrin: @morninggloria: HAHAHAHA! COTD!
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    01/14/09

    In reply to Marie Claire Dating Blogger Leaves Us Speechless
    Hahaha. I wouldn't date him...but I would get drinks with him.
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    01/14/09

    @snappletree: That's not kind of a date?
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    01/14/09

    In reply to Marie Claire Dating Blogger Leaves Us Speechless
    He looks a little bit like Jimmy Fallon. Or am I crazy?
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    01/14/09

    @creme egg: Not crazy! I saw the pic and thought, what happened to Jimmy Fallon?
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    01/14/09

    @creme egg: No, you're not. He's totally Jimmy Fallon's evilish twin or something.
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    01/14/09

    In reply to Marie Claire Dating Blogger Leaves Us Speechless
    Also, it is really odd that he could write a blog ostensibly about dating and yet not really know what the point of being good to your girlfriend is... it's not so she has stories to tell her galpals...it's so..um.. you're in a good relationship.
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    01/14/09

    In reply to Marie Claire Dating Blogger Leaves Us Speechless
    Oooh, I've been waiting for this! And it definitely lived up to expectations. He kind of looks like he's doing his Blue Steel/Magnum in the pic.
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