Witness the Wrath of the Rhubarb Lady

If there's one thing that will set off middle-aged white people in Iowa, it's rhubarb. Rhubarb might as well be currency in Middle America, because the reaction to any accusations of rhubarb theft incite Iowans like the Rhubarb Lady to spit fire at all who cross her path. Sprinkled in between "you Pinnochio fucking…