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    Cosmo Turns Vamp Into Victim

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    Image of cirocco cirocco
    01/27/09

    In reply to Cosmo Turns Vamp Into Victim
    "Dusk till dawn" my ass. It is clearly broad daylight in these pictures--there's even lens flare from the sun in the third and fourth shots. What's rule #1 of the vampire club again?


    (P.S. It's not "don't talk about the vampires.")

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    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    01/26/09

    In reply to Cosmo Turns Vamp Into Victim
    I want the silvery dress. It isn't too action-movie chick, is it?
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    01/26/09

    In reply to Cosmo Turns Vamp Into Victim
    I read through Cosmo today (shut up, I was getting my toes painted and it was THERE) and was equally perplexed by this layout. The clothes are non-descript and do not seem to have "gothic appeal" as they are supposed to be. Black skinny jeans and a very plain little black dress are gothic? Eh?


    It seemed really bad, even by Cosmo standards.

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    Image of Slumdog_Mamabear Slumdog_Mamabear
    01/26/09

    In reply to Cosmo Turns Vamp Into Victim
    All this Twilight, Underworld, True Blood stuff is just making me miss "Angel".


    Big, Studly, Kinda-dimwitted vampires- I luv dem.


    P.S. I kind of like "True Blood"

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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    01/26/09

    In reply to Cosmo Turns Vamp Into Victim
    Please tell me they got those thigh pocket leather pants from International Male, because it would make this aaalllllll worth it!
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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    01/26/09

    In reply to Cosmo Turns Vamp Into Victim
    Worst lol captions ever.
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    Image of TheAngryBeaver TheAngryBeaver
    01/26/09

    In reply to Cosmo Turns Vamp Into Victim
    That's what they call a sexy vampire? Bitch, please. Eric Northman FTW.


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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    01/26/09

    @TheAngryBeaver: I know the movie sucked, but....


    Photobucket

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    Image of TheGarlicSong [HELP, I'M A ROCK!] TheGarlicSong [HELP, I'M A ROCK!]
    01/26/09

    @dirtybee: @TheAngryBeaver: I can get behind these two. :D
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    Image of Bunny_of_doom Bunny_of_doom
    01/26/09

    @TheGarlicSong [will be 15 soon!]: Screw getting behind, I'll be on top of them, thanks.
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    01/27/09

    @Bunny_of_doom: His turn as Lestat was the only time I ever found Tom Cruise attractive.
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    Image of dj_sex_ed: is unworthy to comment dj_sex_ed: is unworthy to comment
    01/26/09

    In reply to Cosmo Turns Vamp Into Victim
    Bad creative director! We piddle outside, not on the magazines!
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    Image of Bunny_of_doom Bunny_of_doom
    01/26/09

    @dj_sex_ed: Okay, I honestly LOL'd.
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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    01/26/09

    In reply to Cosmo Turns Vamp Into Victim
    Is this what Cosmo readers want to see? The heroine of a fantasy film being dragged around by a dude who uses a flatiron?


    You know it is! It's fucking Cosmo! They think they're being "ironic."


    That said, I loved it. I was apprehensive after the second film was disappointing, but this was nothing but a good time. Billy Nighy and Michael Sheen are great. And yes, that Rhona Mitra looks like Kate Beckinsale is not coincidence nor an accident. If you know the films you know why and they even address it. It's the rare prequel that actually lends more depth to the story that follows it. George Lucas should watch this and see how it's done.

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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    01/26/09

    @Macloserboy: Seriously? So, I should go see this?


    I really didn't like the second one.

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    Image of Dodai Dodai
    01/26/09

    @Macloserboy: I had no problem with Rhona Mitra, love her. Have a problem with vampire movies in which the vampires don't do vampire stuff, like suck some poor fool's blood. The vamps in this flick sat around the castle staring at each other's blue contacts.
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    Image of Gingerlime Gingerlime
    01/26/09

    @Dodai: Well, I went for half naked, sweaty Michael Sheen hotness, and came away very satisfied.
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    01/26/09

    @Gingerlime: Hahah

    Dude, how can that be the same guy in Frost/Nixon. Crazy.


    @Macloserboy:That 2nd Underworld flick was like a damn creature snuff film. Disappointing. I was hoping the "period piece" and the origin-aspects of "Rise of the Lycans" might enliven the franchise. Much as I bitch about the previous movies' flaws, I think the world they set up is still cool.


    Is it at least rental worthy?

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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    01/26/09

    In reply to Cosmo Turns Vamp Into Victim
    LOL Vogue candidate? Honestly this doesn't look any worse than any other shoot. It's monster movies envisioned by someone whose never seen a monster movie.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    01/26/09

    In reply to Cosmo Turns Vamp Into Victim
    I'm tired of these boyish, floppy-haired vampires. Fuck it. I say we wipe the slate clean and go back to this guy.


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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/26/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Nosferatu FTW!
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    01/26/09

    @BabyJane: That guy is scary. The vamp in the fashion spread would probably start crying if you made fun of his emo guyliner.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    01/26/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Omg, I watched that movie at 4 in the morning once. Weirrrrrrrd.
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    01/26/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: I'm swooning. Is it the vapours?
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    Image of asphyxia asphyxia
    01/27/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: My morning = made.


    Orlock could eat stupid Edward Cullen alive.

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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    01/27/09

    @asphyxia: Um, Claudia from Interview with a Vampire could eat Edward Cullen alive. And she's supposed to be five.
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    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    01/26/09

    In reply to Cosmo Turns Vamp Into Victim
    I guess the high fashion look of the moment is "petulant child." Especially in the second-to-last image.
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    Image of NYCExPat NYCExPat
    01/26/09

    In reply to Cosmo Turns Vamp Into Victim
    She only has one expression. Not only is this cheesey, it's also boring.


    The red shoes in picture number 2, on the other hand, are all sorts of exciting. So I guess Cosmo at least accomplished one goal -- they made me want to spend obscene amounts of money on a pair of impractical shoes. I mean, I'm not going to spend said money, but I want to, so they're halfway there.

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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    01/26/09

    @NYCExPat: Yes, exquisite.


    Then I looked at the maker: Brian Atwood. And thought of Ryan Atwood from the OC.


    And then realized my brain is becoming mush.

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    Image of Jessi Ramsey Jessi Ramsey
    01/26/09

    In reply to Cosmo Turns Vamp Into Victim
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    Image of cwisto moweina has got yer goat cwisto moweina has got yer goat
    01/26/09

    @Jessi Ramsey: Pray tell, wherever did you find that?
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    cwisto moweina has got yer goat was starred cwisto moweina has got yer goat was unstarred
    Image of Jessi Ramsey Jessi Ramsey
    01/26/09

    @cwistomoweina has got yer goat: Found it on Tumblr.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    01/26/09

    @Jessi Ramsey: Oh, I look fwd to these posts from you. :D
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    01/26/09

    In reply to Cosmo Turns Vamp Into Victim
    I like to think that Rhona was mentally stabbing daggers into Flatiron Mcgee during this shoot.


    Plus, what's this about the "ugliest undies ever?" Inquiring minds want to know.

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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    01/26/09

    @The Zombie Commenter Formerly Known as AbbyNormal: It would fall under the following two catergories:


    1. Anything that doesn't resemble underwear your ass would eat.

    2. Anything that isn't sheer and bedazzled to hell.

    3. Cotton.

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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    01/26/09

    @dirtybee: Shit - three. I can't count, obviously.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/26/09

    @The Zombie Commenter Formerly Known as AbbyNormal: I love you for Flatiron McGee.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
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