Black Baroness May Join Whitewashed Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The Real Housewives franchise tends to sequester their casts of spritzer-swilling, rhinestone-body-con-dress wearing female stars along racial lines. Their Beverly Hills, Orange County, New York and New Jersey women have all been white. Atlanta, with the exception of former cast member Kim Zolciak, was black. The Miami » 3/30/13 12:30pm 3/30/13 12:30pm

Christ, The Real Housewives Posthumous Footage Of Russell Armstrong Is …

Last night, Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, 90210 took a very ugly turn. When we found out that Russell Armstrong took his own life — and that Bravo would be airing almost everything that led up to that event — I was torn. Torn because these housewives had swiftly become my favorite and because it seemed indecent to … » 12/20/11 4:50pm 12/20/11 4:50pm

The Night Bravo's Real Housewives Turned Into Basic Cable Softcore Porn

Last night's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 90210 featured the bachelorette party for Lisa Vanderpump's daughter Pandora and like any sensible group of women on such a night would do, they flew to Vegas and saw a Chippendale's show. (I know, I was surprised that it took this many seasons of this many housewife… » 12/13/11 4:00pm 12/13/11 4:00pm

Taylor Armstrong Throws A Denial-Filled Tantrum

Last night's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 90210 featured an all-out brawl between something like eight different women that was terribly embarrassing for all involved. Brandi decided to host a party in hopes of winning over the Housewives cast and made the mistake of inviting both Camille Grammar and Taylor… » 12/06/11 3:55pm 12/06/11 3:55pm

A Fucked-Up Front Row Seat To Taylor And Russell Armstrong's Marriage…

We knew it was coming, and here it is: Russell and Taylor Armstrong's marriage counseling sessions, now served up for your macabre pleasure. It's pretty much what you would expect, and by that I mean it's incredibly depressing and it will make you feel like a gross peeping tom staring at a trainwreck. » 11/29/11 4:25pm 11/29/11 4:25pm

The Saddest Rodeo-Themed Kiddie Party That Ever Was


Last night's installment of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, 90210 featured a birthday party for Taylor Armstrong's daughter, Kennedy. Taylor pulled out all the stops for a rodeo-themed bash, complete with a mechanical bull (start 'em early, right?). Yet no party, no birthday present, and definitely no song… » 11/22/11 3:20pm 11/22/11 3:20pm

Housewives Stop Dancing Around Armstrong Abuse

Last night's episode of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, 90210 was especially heartbreaking — and may as well have been titled "The Undoing Of Taylor Armstrong's Marriage And Sanity." We're first taken to a luncheon for an award that Taylor has been nominated for; Taylor brought her husband, Russell, and all of the … » 11/15/11 11:15am 11/15/11 11:15am

The Ghosts Of Camille's Grandparents Out Kelsey Grammer As A…

This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 90210, Adrienne's husband treated the cast to some "light" plastic surgery. You might be thinking, "plastic surgery and incessant pampering — is that all these bitches do all day long?" Normally you'd be right, but this week, Kyle changed it up by hosting a séance that… » 11/08/11 2:20pm 11/08/11 2:20pm

Russell Armstrong Makes His Uncomfortable Posthumous Debut

Do you remember how you felt when you heard that Bravo would air footage of the late Russell Armstrong and his wife Taylor's deteriorating marriage in the upcoming season of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills? Well, whether you reacted with disgust, morbid curiosity, or simple felt not-so-fresh, last night was the… » 11/01/11 2:50pm 11/01/11 2:50pm

How Many Housewives Does It Take To Cook A Chicken?

On last night's installment of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump made it her own business to teach millionaire Adrienne Maloof how to cook a meal. It goes about how you'd expect. Adrienne doesn't know where anything is in her gigantic kitchen (with three refrigerators!), including the salt and… » 10/25/11 12:10pm 10/25/11 12:10pm

Lisa VanderPump, Unlikely Voice Of Reason

To me, it had always been a tie between Adrienne Maloof and Lisa Vanderpump as to who were the most glitzy and extravagant of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, but due to the amount of spectacular attention paid to her dog Giggy and discovering that Vanderpump had been glamorous since the 80s, Lisa wins. So… » 10/18/11 2:00pm 10/18/11 2:00pm

The Parlor Game From Hell

In last night's edition of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 90210, Dana invited the ladies gathered to play games at her house, which for all intents and purposes should have been a reasonably relaxed, fun time. But given the Richards sister's current state of affairs, it only takes the littlest spark to ignite a … » 10/11/11 4:45pm 10/11/11 4:45pm

Lisa Vanderpump's Past Life As An '80s Music Video Seductress

From the very first episode of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump was my favorite. It could have been her accent, her clothes, her attitude, or more likely, her dog Giggy. But a new and far greater reason for Lisa being my favorite Real Housewife has emerged: Lisa Vanderpump was an 80s music video… » 9/26/11 7:30pm 9/26/11 7:30pm