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    Happy Hump Day

    Joy Behar Is Horny For Rhino Love
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    05/06/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    Ugh. That picture is freaky. But then, I'm not a fan of birds: pointy, beady-eyed, flappy, flyee things.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    05/06/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    Flamingoes!
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    05/06/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    Thank you! My two favourite creatures in one post!


    Never realised what a bish face flamingos have though...

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    05/06/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    Check out the one at the back. She's like, Yeah, I'll do the dance, but my heart ain't in it.
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    Image of trikota trikota
    05/06/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    I want a dress in that color and texture(the flamingo one).


    I know, so shallow of me.

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    05/06/09

    @trikota: Why shallow? Some of the most beautiful colors in the world are found in nature.
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    Image of maneki neko maneki neko
    05/06/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    I'm reaaallly tired, and looking at that flamingo makes me feel a little like I'm on drugs.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    05/06/09

    @maneki neko: But you say that like it is a bad thing.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/06/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    Today has been a long day and now all I want to do is drink white wine while petting a white rhino.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    05/06/09

    @BabyJane Mon Dieu! WTF?!: Oh sister it is only WED. and I am already dog tired.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/06/09

    @badmutha: I'm glad I'm not alone, I feel like Friday will never come!
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    05/06/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    This was the second successful birth of a rhino in the Budapest Zoo using artificial insemination.


    I smell a romantic comedy/horror movie in the works! The Baster: Rhino Romp, starring Jennifer Aniston.

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    05/06/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Or a crazy romantic caper starring Cameron Diaz and Freddie Prinze Jr. and a beautiful young rhinoceros who steals his heart away from jealous Cam. Possible title: I Love Zoo.
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    05/06/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    *sniff sniff sniff* Ew, mommy, you smell!
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    05/06/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    Clearly that baby rhino needs some age-defying moisturizer.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/06/09

    @AbbyNormal: Braincrazy FemiZombie: They should really retouch him!
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    05/06/09

    @BabyJane Mon Dieu! WTF?!: I saw him on the cover of one of those Best Beach Bodies tabloids with a little black bar over his eyes, but you totally knew it was him.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/06/09

    @AbbyNormal: Braincrazy FemiZombie: Who could miss that horn!?! He should really have that thing fixed.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    05/06/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    Whoooaaaa. This picture is not what I thought it was upon first, smaller glance, if you know what I'm saying, and god, I hope you do.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/06/09

    @Samanthrax is Sarcastic: Ha! I think I saw the same thing that you did.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    05/06/09

    @BabyJane Mon Dieu! WTF?!: I think I saw what you think she saw.
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    Image of MrMouse MrMouse
    05/06/09

    @BabyJane Mon Dieu! WTF?!: Glad I'm not the only one. I was worried that I may be looking at my genitals too much, but clearly that's impossible.
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    Image of angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip
    05/06/09

    @Samanthrax is Sarcastic: YES. I saw balls.
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    05/06/09

    @angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip: Or, um, penis? I can't tell.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    05/06/09

    @angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip: It looked vaguely pornographic to me, but I couldn't tell which body part.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    05/06/09

    @angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip: David Hecker is the Georgia O'Keefe of flamingo photography.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    05/06/09

    @Samanthrax is Sarcastic: My initial thought was "Whoa, someone needs a round of antibiotics"
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    05/06/09

    @MrMouse: As the pooch I am dog-sitting today informs me, there is NO SUCH THING as too much genital contemplation. Some people meditate, some people pray, and some of us just look at our punani a lot. God is everywhere, even in your cooter.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/06/09

    @ASmallTurnip: I'm totally embroidering that on a pillow.
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