Man Keeps Trying, Failing to Run From Miami to Bermuda in 'Hydro Pod'

In what feels like a beautiful metaphor for masculinity, “aspiring bubble runner” Reza Baluchi has been dragged back to land by the Coast Guard for the second time after attempting to do something stupid and impossible that placed an undue burden on others.

Man Keeps Trying, Failing to Run From Miami to Bermuda in 'Hydro Pod'

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