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    Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket

    Diddy Desperately Wants To Be On 30 Rock

    Kate Winslet's Husband Micro-Managed Her Love Scenes

    Revolutionary Style At Revolutionary Road Premiere

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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    Ok Erin Wasson, I'm sorry that you were robbed, but one of these things is not like the others.


    Dior, Givenchy, and WILLIAM RAST? J-T's line of fancy jeans, really?!?! Are you invested in the company or something?

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    Image of RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee) RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee)
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    Dude, if you've got that much mercury in your system you should be in a hospital getting pumped full of chelates and having your vital organs monitored. Piven's Entourage role has gone to his head.
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    12/23/08

    @rose.of.many.thorns.colette: he is being mocked by all of Broadway. Raul probably shouldn't have said anything to the audience, but on the other hand, he was apparently justified. The show must go on, eh, Ari?
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    brendastarlet is on it was starred brendastarlet is on it was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/23/08

    @rose.of.many.thorns.colette: It's all for the best, because now I can see William H. Macy in his role on Broadway!
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    Seriously Pete, I appreciate your effort to show everyone that I am right about your extreme dickiness.


    The sad part is that Ashlee has had this kid with you - and for the next oh, two years, everything will be fine. Then slowly a little bit each day- she will mature and grow and change, because parenting and life does that to most people. But not you. So eventually, she is going to look at you and wonder how it is that she ever wanted to be with you.

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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    Dudes: I want to be so goddamned rich that I don't actually do anything- but still manage to be so exhausted I have to be hospitalized for exhaustion.


    Not for one minute do I believe that SamRon is a healthy sober influence.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    John Mayer teaches us all a valuable lesson about how douchiness is actually an STI.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/23/08

    @morninggloria: I wonder who Jon caught it from? Who was the original douche factor? Or did it come from eating the brains of douchey monkeys in Africa? So many questions...
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    Pete Wentz earns another well-deserved STFU.
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    12/23/08

    @NefariousNewt: all together now: OVERSHARE.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    Kirsten Dunst's stalker, Christopher Smith, has been "forbidden from owning (or possessing) a gun, and/or coming anywhere near Dunst, where she lives, her personal assistant or where she works."


    And we all know how well that works! Seriously, why isn't this guy doing a few days in lockup? When are we going to take stalking a little more seriously?

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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/23/08

    @NefariousNewt: Exactly. Because telling an insane person not to do something "or else" -- that's sooo effective.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/23/08

    @NefariousNewt: Good question. Mine got 4yrs probation and a mandatory psychiatric evaluation. This after vandalizing my car, showing up at my house/work, and following me EVERYWHERE for over a year. Evidently, keeping someone in a constant state of fear and paranoia isn't all that big a deal.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    I know Sam Mendes is a director, but I give him Husband of the Year. I wouldn't have trusted Leo with my wife.
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    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    re: John Mayer and Jen's dogs; I call shennanary, methinks this is a lame attempt at drumming up publicity for Marley and Me.
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    Image of Kittenish Kittenish
    12/23/08

    @bah humbug (sammyboombaladdy) wishes you all happieness and...: "Shennanary"? I love it!!
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    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    12/23/08

    @Kittenish has gone to the dogs...: I wish I could take credit for it, but I believe it was PilgrimSoul who first said it a couple of weeks ago--although I probably found a new and unique way to spell it :)
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    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    Alright Pete, I really don't mind that you have tasted your son and wife's breast milk, but why do you feel the need tell the public?
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    12/23/08

    @bah humbug (sammyboombaladdy) wishes you all happieness and...:


    Because if a celeb does something and the public doesn't know about it, it's like it never actually happened. It's very existential.

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    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    12/23/08

    @dancerevolution is on the beach, bish.: ahhh, very good philosiphization of the issue :)
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    Image of Kshine Kshine
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    i'll tell you what's "profoundly weird", sam mendes-- your sucky movie revolutionary road. i got to see an early screening of it, and was unpleasantly surprised at how contrived, melodramatic, and depressing it was. kate and leo's acting was fine, but the writing was so overly emotional-- which works if you actually care about the characters, but in this movie you will not.


    //ends rant.

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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    12/23/08

    @Kshine:


    So disappointing, I was looking forward to it. Also, how do you get to see an early screening of these things? I've always been very jealous when people say "oh, i caught an early screening, and..."

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    Image of 30RocksMySocks 30RocksMySocks
    12/23/08

    @dancerevolution is on the beach, bish.: Don't despair, a lot of people really enjoyed this movie. [www.splicetoday.com]
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    12/23/08

    @dancerevolution is on the beach, bish.: they have early screens for the media, people in the business. If you live in LA or NY, you can join BAFTA (you need a sponsor) and see films that way.


    @Kshine: did you read the book? It's a pretty emotional story.

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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    Owen, just make sure you stay away from the Landing Strip. Not classy.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    12/23/08

    @dirtybee: err Luke.....well to both of them! Stay away!
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    12/23/08

    @dirtybee: Yeah, he better not go there.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    I just can't trust a man who actively dislikes dogs.
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    Image of Jamie Sommers Jamie Sommers
    12/23/08

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: I was thinking the same thing. If it ever comes down to boyfriend v. dog, my furbaby will win every time.
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    Are there no locksmiths in Los Angeles? Is it too hard to shut a door, lock it, and punch in a security code before you leave for the day?


    Sounds like its easy as pie to walk in and steal all these "valuables."

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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    12/23/08

    @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Walking through an unlocked door and taking stuff - isn't that called shopping?
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    Image of penny_lane penny_lane
    12/23/08

    @heykoukla: @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: so i'm thinking of planning a road trip to LA now!!! any takers? all the "shopping" a girl could dream of!
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    12/23/08

    @penny_lane: I'll drive!
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    Image of bluebirdred bluebirdred
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    Pete Wentz receives mad props from this Mama. My own husband has yet to taste breastmilk. And I've been nursing for 8 months.


    Also, does this mean Ashlee is nursing? Good for her!

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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    12/23/08

    @bluebirdred: Oh it's not "ugh" that he tried it. It's "ugh" that he has to tell us what his wife's breast milk tastes like.


    Also, what does it taste like? I've heard sweeter than cows' milk.

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/23/08

    @Majrhoulihan: Oddly enough, I was just reading about this yesterday. The blog The Sneeze runs a segment whereuin its author eats really weird and inadvisable things.


    I found out yesterday that breast milk, apparently, tastes a bit like Yoo Hoo.

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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    12/23/08

    @Majrhoulihan: Much sweeter. Many people on Jez have heard my ridic stories on using my breast milk to flavor my tea, back when I was a new mom.


    Quite sweet and not as thick.

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/23/08

    @rosasparks: That's almost making me wish I could nurse (probably not the case). Cheap, do-it-yourself latte!
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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    12/23/08

    @rosasparks: I think it's one of those things that coming from yourself or your partner would seem totally natural to be comfortable tasting, touching, or otherwise being up-close and personal with. But if it came from a stranger, would be totally weird.


    Which is strange, because I don't have any cows or goats that I am close with.

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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    12/23/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): @Majrhoulihan: It's kinda like runny sweetened condensed milk. It's actually kinda tasty.


    I think many people are still not comfortable with women and breast -feeding, etc... until perspections about boobies being nothing but fun bags, when in fact, they are also sources of FOOD for babies, then we get the 'ick' factor.


    I just get the 'icks' from Pete Wentz, btw. Whether he's talking about breast milk, his band, or guyliner. He's a massive buttface.

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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    12/23/08

    @tscheese: Steve Don't Eat It!! I love that thing...soo gross though.
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    12/23/08

    @bluebirdred: Yes, but why does he have to share that fact in public?
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    Image of water baby water baby
    12/23/08

    @bluebirdred: It's "ugh" that he has to tell us what his wife's breast milk tastes like.


    Also, what does it taste like? I've heard sweeter than cows' milk.


    Um...am I the only one who sees the irony here?

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