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Retta was on Conan last night, talking about her love for opera and how everyone wants to do her or be her (OK, the second part was all me, but you were thinking it ADMIT IT).

In this edition of Tweet Beat, Retta has some toilet-bound prospects, Emma Watson is happy, Oprah and Tyler Perry are making moves and Wiz Khalifa is a big fan of the wake and bake.

If one thing has gotten us through the Parks and Recreation summer hiatus, it's the presence of Retta and the incredible Twitter account she uses to write the best TV recaps on the whole goddam internet.

If you are not following Retta (A.K.A. Donna on Parks and Recreation) on Twitter then you are making a huge mistake. Not only is opera singer-turned-comedian consistently funny, but she also offers hilarious stream-of-conscious television commentary on shows like Smash, Game of Thrones and Downton Abbey (she's…

In this edition of Tweet Beat, people confuse Retta with a bunch of other actresses who look nothing like her, Martha Plimpton sums up our feelings on Amy Poehler, Eden Wood has a new role model and Jason "J.D." Dean gets a haircut.

Retta, who plays Donna Meagle on Parks and Recreation, says that after the episode in which it was revealed that Ginuwine is Donna's cousin, the "My Pony" singer has said he wants to come on the show. But Retta has another guest star request: Boris Kodjoe.