Get Drunk on Red Wine and Cure Alzheimer's!

God, red wine is the cockiest motherfucker on earth, right? I feel like every two weeks red wine releases another statement about how great red wine is. Like red wine's just sitting around in a mahogany-paneled den drinking red wine and coming up with more things that red wine can cure. Heart disease? Have some red… » 5/14/12 5:00pm 5/14/12 5:00pm