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    Glamour Suggests in 2009 You Resolve to Stop Being a Slut

    This Year, Why Not Just Admit To Yourself You'd Like To Find A Husband?
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/22/08

    In reply to Glamour Suggests in 2009 You Resolve to Stop Being a Slut
    Psshaw, this year I resolve to be way more sluttier, also to learn English.
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    12/22/08

    In reply to Glamour Suggests in 2009 You Resolve to Stop Being a Slut
    If I sleep with guys before the first date, does that take care of both Glamour's and Jez's New Year's advice?
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    12/22/08

    In reply to Glamour Suggests in 2009 You Resolve to Stop Being a Slut
    I resolve to abort more fetuses, perform more gay marriages and steal the virginity of more True Love Waits participants. It's all gonna be part of the godless hedonism associated with the Obama administration.
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    12/22/08

    @lalaland13: I almost got a religious guy to engage in the dirty, slutty behavior I so desperately wanted this weekend. Even though I respect his choices, I was really, perversely thrilled at the idea of making him fall off his bandwagon. So for the new year, more of that!
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    12/22/08

    In reply to Glamour Suggests in 2009 You Resolve to Stop Being a Slut
    Why would I want to resolve to keep my life the same??? I mean how much LESS spending and sex could I possibly do??!?!?!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/22/08

    In reply to Glamour Suggests in 2009 You Resolve to Stop Being a Slut
    I love how they imagine that every woman's closet looks the same and contains all the same items. I have summer and winter clothes all lumped in together. I have a picture of me & my bestie at a halloween party from years ago. I have a ceramic bird. A hatbox. Some scrolled iron wallhangings. A mirror with seashells glued all over the frame. Empty box from a bottle of Veuve Clicquot. A sequined peacock ornament. What I do not have, Glamour, are all those "staples" that you say I do. So I don't know whose windows you've been peeking into, but you missed my house, obviously.
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    Image of sequined sequined
    12/22/08

    @terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles: Yeah I read some magazine a couple of weeks ago that purported to tell me that one of the ten indispensable staples of a woman's closet is a pair of white jeans. Whatnow? White fucking jeans? My closet has a 3D puzzle of the white house, several old dance costumes, many stray sequins, and some blue jeans. But white jeans cannot serve as the foundation to any outfit this girl will be donning.
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    12/22/08

    In reply to Glamour Suggests in 2009 You Resolve to Stop Being a Slut
    Apparently, these hundred outfits don't involve pants, to judge by the cover.
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    12/22/08

    @DangerMouse: In times of fiscal crisis, you have to choose between long, luxurious blond extensions and leg coverings. I think we know which choice is right.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    12/22/08

    @DangerMouse: These are tough economic times.
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    12/22/08

    @sequined: My extensions will keep me warm!
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    12/22/08

    @DangerMouse: And purdy.
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    12/22/08

    In reply to Glamour Suggests in 2009 You Resolve to Stop Being a Slut
    I'm so bummed by these fake Britney smiles...she looks like she's just arranging her photogenic lips and teeth in what she vaguely remembers a smile looks like when you enjoy life. Poor kid.
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    12/22/08

    In reply to Glamour Suggests in 2009 You Resolve to Stop Being a Slut
    Don't worry everyone, I'm still in a post-breakup state of not wanting any, so all sluttery just serves to counter the likes of people like me! Go out there and make me proud.
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    Image of Ms. Nickels Ms. Nickels
    12/22/08

    @vamusical: The best cure for a break-up is a hook-up. I'm currently on the post break-up hook-up myself.
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    12/22/08

    @Nickels and dimes of the Fourth of July: I moved back home for the year! I'm trying to avoid parading men through my parents' house, a hookup would require some deft maneuvering.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    12/22/08

    In reply to Glamour Suggests in 2009 You Resolve to Stop Being a Slut
    I also resolve to have 18 kids in order to receive money, sponsorships, trips to Disney World, free groceries and hopefully a guest appearance on Oprah.
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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    12/22/08

    In reply to Glamour Suggests in 2009 You Resolve to Stop Being a Slut
    I hope you practice what you preach Glamour, and are not putting out on that first date with GQ. Maxim would be very jealous.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    12/22/08

    In reply to Glamour Suggests in 2009 You Resolve to Stop Being a Slut
    Y'know, if Glamour is saying that waiting a bit before doing it can make sex really good then I can't jump on them for that. Because there is nothing quite like that first time you hit the sack with someone after you've been wanting it for weeks or months or whatever. That shit is HOT.
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    12/22/08

    @whynotshesaid: Sometimes...other times it is disappointing. Its a 50/50 risk. My current guy made me wait 5 months and when we finally got at it, there were very few spots in his place we didnt christen. And I STILL daydream about the 8 times in one day, day.
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    12/22/08

    @Raynaura: True, true...but isn't it always a risk? Which is why I am ALL in favor of premarital sex.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    12/22/08

    In reply to Glamour Suggests in 2009 You Resolve to Stop Being a Slut
    Having sex on the first date enables you to gauge the man's skills in the bedroom.


    Yknow, JUST in case good sex is important to you. Or whatever.

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    Image of violettefay violettefay
    12/22/08

    @katastic: Also to find out quickly if he's an asshole who will judge you for being "too slutty."


    I think the one time I did the whole "not on the first date" thing on purpose, it just ended up fucking everything up. So I say go for it. Sex is fun, the end.

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/22/08

    @violettefay: I've had a bunch of good relationships that started as "1-night-stands." I am 2pint, and I approve that message.


    Rules for their own sake are stupid rules.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/22/08

    In reply to Glamour Suggests in 2009 You Resolve to Stop Being a Slut
    In 2009, I resolve to fellate only one homeless person per week and flash my breasts at no more than ten terrified teenage tourists per month.
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    12/22/08

    @morninggloria: Wait, haven't you already been doing this? What is the change? I'm confused.
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    12/22/08

    @morninggloria: Or is it the ONE homeless person?


    I have decided to stop dry humping the baggers at Whole Foods. I so get off on dudes with ear plugs and neck tattoos. Unfortunately, I'm embarrassing minisparks.

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/22/08

    @morninggloria: Don't shut down your Hot Homeless Outreach program! Many needy and frustrated homeless men count on you!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/22/08

    @rosasparks: Cutting down from three homeless per week and several dozen teenagers per month.
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    12/22/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Men?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/22/08

    @rosasparks: Yes, as is per my sexual preference.
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    12/22/08

    @morninggloria: Is there a distinction between the actual homeless and the guys who live in the community center-type place? Because if they are all going into one pot, my weekends are going to change drastically when I adopt this new resolution.
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    12/22/08

    @rosasparks: I have considered dry-humping the very same (female) stock-persons at Fresh and Easy.


    What? They wouldn't name a supermarket that unless they wanted you to hit on their Alterna-ployees, would they?


    / sarc

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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    12/22/08

    In reply to Glamour Suggests in 2009 You Resolve to Stop Being a Slut
    I resolve to take more lovers.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    12/22/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: Here, here!
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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    12/22/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: If for no other reason than to use the word "lover" more. I'm with you.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/22/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: I resolve to wear jackets with suede elbow-patches, and wistfully speak of playful romps at rural bed-and-breakfasts.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    12/22/08

    In reply to Glamour Suggests in 2009 You Resolve to Stop Being a Slut
    @Glamour: Make me.
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