This Colorado Town's Entire Police Force Just Quit
If you have the urge to commit a crime, think of traveling to Green Mountain Falls, Colorado—the 700-person town’s entire police force just quit.
GOP Staffer Resigns Over Comments About Obama Girls Lacking Class
Elizabeth Lauten, the Republican Congressional staffer who over the weekend found herself in hot water over comments she made about the Obama girls looking like bar floozies with bad attitudes, has announced today that she's resigning.
News Reporter Resigns Live on the Air: "Fuck It. I Quit."
A television reporter in Alaska quit on live TV so she could focus on her work as a marijuana legalization activist in the state. This is too perfect for real life.
Director of Domestic Policy Melody Barnes to Leave Obama Administration
Melody Barnes, who has worked with President Obama on domestic policy since the 2008 campaign, will resign from her post at the White House at the end of the year.
BP CEO To Resign This Week
Tony Hayward, chief executive of BP, is set to resign on Tuesday. As a source tells the Times: ""It is in the best interest of the company to go forward with fresh leadership." [NYTimes]
Joseph Sullivan, the principal of Gloucester High School who told
Time magazine that some of the girls at his school had made a now infamous "pregnancy pact," . Sullivan quit after the mayor of Gloucester and other school officials held a press conference (to which Sullivan was not invited) and denied that the pact…
Calling Britney 'Crazy': A Way To Keep Our Jobs? Or Lose Them? So Confused
- Apparently posting up photos of Britney Spears and labeling her "crazy" is illegal. Does this mean we're part of some sort of underground economy? [E!]
- In today's installment of what happens when we read too quickly, we thought this said, "Robot explores giant crayon." [BBC]
- Bush's budget director Rob Portman, the only…
