They've got it all wrong. ACORN didn't steal the election, the Democrats used the election as a cover to steal acorns. It's all part of the world-wide squirrel conspiracy. The election was just part one of their plan AKA "Operation Chip."
"Operation Dale" is coming, and its coming for your guns, your children, and your fruit trees.
@Dodgergirl: "Chip 'n Dale" -- Chippendale -- male strippers -- male sex workers -- male on male sex -- Prop 8 -- California -- Nancy Pelosi -- Barack Obama
@bluebears: I feel like we've caught her mid-movie, just before that part where she rips off the tie, unbuttons her top three buttons, whips off the glasses and tousles her hair on her way out the door.
And then she will confront Greg at the big gala and show him she's beautiful on the inside AND outside.
I loved her defense of Palin's leggy pose for a magazine cover while accusing the godless, liberal media of "sexualizing" her. She also made the mistake of messing with the Ragin' Cajun. #secuppsarahpalin
I am... bizarrely attracted to this woman. I would like to go out for drinks with her and let whiskey get the truth out that Larry King could not. I bet she has a blood-curdling, seething hatred for Sarah Palin, deep down. Oh be still my heart... #secuppsarahpalin
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"Operation Dale" is coming, and its coming for your guns, your children, and your fruit trees.
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE THE DA VINCI CODE
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And then she will confront Greg at the big gala and show him she's beautiful on the inside AND outside.
She's All That 2: Conservative Boogaloo. #secuppsarahpalin
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@wtfox?!: #perjury
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(Actually, I really am kind of shocked they admitted to it.) #perjury
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Somebody's gotta do it. Might as well be me. #perjury
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@whynotshesaid: #perjury
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@JessickerFletcher: Here's some giffy awesomeness (click, please) #perjury
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@whynotshesaid: #perjury
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