Good morning. I have a theory: The Voice has is a cult, and The Blake (boyfriend of Coach Gwen Stefani) is probably its reptilian leader. I started believing this about half an hour ago after ingesting two particularly unnerving pieces of Voice-related content.

Not to Be Dramatic, But I Think The Voice Is a Cult and That Blake Shelton Is Its Leader

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