Sorry, Mel, if you're really worried about protecting your money you don't get your mistress pregnant. Why on earth would she sign a pre-nup now? I hope your wife is laughing her ass off about now. #reneezellweger
@georgina: I thought you only need a prenup if you're getting married. last I heard he isn't planning on doing this. did I miss something while I was in Nebraska this weekend? #reneezellweger
I enjoy remembering how much I loved listening to Unforgettable Fire with my high school crush. I'm afraid to listen to it again and find it hasn't held up as well as the memories, but really, 'Bad' I loved you so much back in the day. Please, still be good! #reneezellweger
Suzanne Somers really needs to STFU. Since when does being on bad sitcoms make one qualified to dispense medical advice? I'm all about self-treating minor medical problems (bruises, colds, sore throats) with herbs etc., but cancer? Not something to be trifled with. #reneezellweger
@eibhinn: You said it. I'm pretty sure that if Farrah Fawcett had gone alternative right off, she'd have died much sooner. And I'm pretty sure that if Suzanne Somers was suffering full-body cancer, she still is. Something's been loose in her head for years, and it seems to have spread to her mouth. #reneezellweger
I saw Tom Delay on Millionaire (yes, I watch it -- don't judge me). He actually got the questions he was asked correct but his thought process seemed very ... scattered to say the least and he wasn't very good at expressing himself. I don't know why I was surprised by any of that, but I was. The one contestant didn't go with the (correct) answer that Delay had provided, but hey, can you really blame a guy for not believing Tom Delay? #reneezellweger
Recent revelation: Bradley Cooper is a different person from Gerard Butler.
I am seriously jealous of Renee. Not because of Bradley Cooper but because she's spending the holidays in Philadelphia. What I wouldn't give for cannoli from Termini Brothers. #reneezellweger
That Esposito/Philippoussis news makes me sad. That guy is dumb as a box of rocks. (But maybe I am dumber because the reason I know this is because I watched Age of Love.) #reneezellweger
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Tourist knocked over my first latte. v. v. pissed.
Looking at myself on Jezebel while talking in my Bridget Jones voice. v. v. faux-meta.
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I am seriously jealous of Renee. Not because of Bradley Cooper but because she's spending the holidays in Philadelphia. What I wouldn't give for cannoli from Termini Brothers. #reneezellweger
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