Brad and Angie Go Analog, Send Handwritten Love Letters to Each Other

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Gorgeous. Talented. Award-winning. Philanthropists, humanitarians, hotties. And that's not all: They've been writing love letters to each other. » 7/31/14 2:20pm Yesterday 2:20pm

Breaking Up Is More Expensive Than You Think

You know the story: You move in with someone, start combining your lives. You're not married, but you share expenses, purchase furniture/art, even get pets or have children. You think if it doesn't work out, you can just walk away without the stigma or cost of divorce. Only it is a lot like divorce, and can still be… » 7/27/14 2:30pm Sunday 2:30pm

Sex Spreadsheet Details Wife's Frustration With Husband

Oh sex spreadsheets, how you make us laugh. What is it about taking sex-related data of the sad-trombone sort and sticking it into columns that is so joyous to peruse? It must be that the spreadsheet seeks to give a sense of order and control to the data tracker, but what it tracks cannot be controlled: the human… » 7/23/14 6:45pm 7/23/14 6:45pm

The Definitive Guide to Online Stalking Before a First Date

In the old days, having a crush on someone or preparing for a date involved obsessing about that person or showering. Now, there's a much more time consuming but just-as-essential step that's been added to these processes: online stalking » 6/27/14 4:45pm 6/27/14 4:45pm

What Is a 'Relfie' and How Much Can We Hate It?

Two questions plague today's cynical Internetizens upon discovering new terms for online phenomena: what is it this thing, and how much may I hate it? So much is new; so much is hate-worthy. Enter "relfie." » 6/26/14 12:00pm 6/26/14 12:00pm

We're All Terrible at Flirting

Flirting might seem like a romantic code language that everyone but you is fluent in, but the truth of the matter — according to a recent study — is that almost everyone is really bad at it. Whether it's laying down our own flirting techniques or picking up on when someone else is flirting with us, people are… » 6/16/14 6:00pm 6/16/14 6:00pm

Couples Sleep Together Because We Are Poor And Scared of Satan

Like sex, the history of cosleeping is fraught with suspicion and fear and irrationality. And a heaping spoonful of Satan. » 6/12/14 1:40pm 6/12/14 1:40pm

The Sisterhood of the Mass Tinder Text

Once upon a time, a young prince named Joshua devised a foolproof, efficient way to find love: a mass Tinder text. » 6/12/14 10:50am 6/12/14 10:50am

My Rich, Pregnant Friend Is Asking for Money Instead of Baby Gifts

Welcome to Friendzone, Jezebel's column devoted to dealing with the valuable people in your life who you're not humping. Got an issue and looking for guidance? Email friendzone@jezebel.com. » 5/25/14 2:00pm 5/25/14 2:00pm

Facebook's 'Ask' Button Allows Friends to Bug You About Being Single

Apparently, Facebook really really really really really wants to know who you're fucking. The social network has introduced an annoying new feature it's calling the "ASK button" which will allow your nosy friends to, with the click of a mouse, directly ask you about the relationship status that you have deliberately… » 5/19/14 4:00pm 5/19/14 4:00pm

Dude's Demand for an Open Relationship Backfires Spectacularly

Happy Monday! Let's all celebrate the new week with a little sweet justice, in the form of a tale of woe plucked from Reddit: An anonymous dude is very upset that, after he maneuvered his "big girl" girlfriend into an open relationship so he could score with mad babes, she's getting loads more dates than him. » 5/19/14 10:30am 5/19/14 10:30am

My Guy Friend Wants to Date Me But I'm a Closeted Lesbian

Welcome to Friendzone, Jezebel's column devoted to dealing with the valuable people in your life who you're not humping. Got an issue and looking for guidance? Email friendzone@jezebel.com. » 5/16/14 6:15pm 5/16/14 6:15pm

My Life as a Celebrity Friend-for-Hire

If I could go back in time before taking this job, I wish I knew what I was getting into. » 5/13/14 3:50pm 5/13/14 3:50pm

Experiencing the Thrill of Young Love Makes You Less Neurotic

Ah, the transformative power of love: that lovely phenomenon of two hearts beating in tender unison, metamorphosing this bleak and mundane world into a reality that's actually pretty chill. According to a new scientific study, this is a measurable psychological occurrence that actually happens, and not something that… » 5/12/14 6:30pm 5/12/14 6:30pm

Beyoncé, Solange and the Insane Complexity of Sisters and Marriage

Rampant speculation aside, when I think about what went down in that elevator with Beyoncé and Solange and Jay-Z, I cannot help but be reminded that anytime there is a fight between your sister and your man, it is also — inextricably — about you. Because that's what it's like. » 5/12/14 5:20pm 5/12/14 5:20pm

Genius Woman Responds to OKCupid Creeps by Drawing Them Naked

As most every woman who as ever ventured onto a dating site can tell you, there are many people out there who seem to have replaced traditional human greetings ("Hi!"; "Good afternoon."; "A/S/L???") with genital-related demands. » 4/22/14 6:00pm 4/22/14 6:00pm

Dad's Passionate Poem: 'To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter'

A video of Jesse Parent performing at a poetry slam is being passed around this week. In the clip, the tattooed, scowling writer recites, "To the boys who may one day date my daughter: I have been waiting for you. Since before her birth, since before my spark* took hold and ignited the fire in her mother's belly, I… » 4/18/14 1:40pm 4/18/14 1:40pm

Smothering Your Partner While You Sleep Will Save Your Relationship

How do you sleep with your partner in bed? Well, a new study says if you rest more than an inch apart, you are both probably sad. » 4/16/14 2:40pm 4/16/14 2:40pm

Mad at Your Partner? You Should Probably Eat Something.

Do you fuss at your spouse a lot? You’re probably just hungry, or rather hangry, that deft combination of hunger and angry mania. A new study found that marital drama is often at its highest when all parties should’ve just had something to eat. » 4/15/14 11:01am 4/15/14 11:01am

Heads Up, Men: You Have No Secrets

A secret is something hidden on purpose — but if the "secret" is a fairly universal behavior practiced by lots of people that the average person would find utterly unsurprising ("Cats like string") then, sorry buddy, but that is not a secret to anyone but you. Which kind of makes it not a secret at all, but like a… » 4/10/14 12:30pm 4/10/14 12:30pm

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