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    Seth Rogen Forced To Re-live His Megan Fox Rejection Over And Over Again
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    07/31/09

    In reply to Seth Rogen Forced To Re-live His Megan Fox Rejection Over And Over Again
    Seth, I would never do that to you.
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    07/31/09

    In reply to Seth Rogen Forced To Re-live His Megan Fox Rejection Over And Over Again
    I'm sure she did that because she was so nervous. But it's still HILARIOUS. I would have mounted him. Oh, what?
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    07/31/09

    In reply to Seth Rogen Forced To Re-live His Megan Fox Rejection Over And Over Again
    First: I love Seth Rogen.

    Second: I don't think that was an intentional snub; I don't think Megan even realised he was going in for a cheek-kiss. She was probably too nervous to pick up on that.

    Third: I love Seth Rogen.
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    Image of cxw175 cxw175
    07/31/09

    In reply to Seth Rogen Forced To Re-live His Megan Fox Rejection Over And Over Again
    I do believe this is a teachable moment.
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    goldengirl11 promoted this comment cxw175 was starred cxw175 was unstarred
    Image of solidbrassfasteners solidbrassfasteners
    07/31/09

    In reply to Seth Rogen Forced To Re-live His Megan Fox Rejection Over And Over Again
    The moment when he sinks down in his chair and hides his head makes me forgive him for the fact that he's kind of overexposed at the moment. Because it reminds me of how, in my pretend world, he's just a big dorky puppy guy.

    Which, having just typed that, makes me realize I'm probably playing right into his publicist's hands.
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    The HZA. [member of the zombie nation] promoted this comment Edited by solidbrassfasteners at 07/31/09 3:20 PM solidbrassfasteners was starred solidbrassfasteners was unstarred
    Image of Pennyfeather Pennyfeather
    07/31/09

    In reply to Seth Rogen Forced To Re-live His Megan Fox Rejection Over And Over Again
    It's funny how easy it is to burn someone without even knowing. I'm not one to defend Megan Fox, but I'm sure she didn't even realize that that was what he was going for.
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    GeorgeFayne promoted this comment Pennyfeather was starred Pennyfeather was unstarred
    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    07/31/09

    @Pennyfeather: Yeah, it looked to me like she was nervous and rushing, and totally missed it. It's still funny, though.
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    07/31/09

    In reply to Seth Rogen Forced To Re-live His Megan Fox Rejection Over And Over Again
    I have issues with that "polite kiss," as if she was rude for rejecting it. Granted she is in an industry that probably expects things like this but geez, I have issues with hugging people I've known awhile - I can't even imagine a kiss. That is rather an invasion of space, one she probably gets a lot, and so although I don't care for her in the slightest I can in no way fault her for not necessarily just being chill why some stranger kisses her.
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    maude_flanders promoted this comment Elaken was starred Elaken was unstarred
    Image of Gingerlime Gingerlime
    07/31/09

    @Elaken: I can only imagine the lizard-brained nutfuckery she has to deal with from men every single day. I'd be more than a little gun shy.
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    Katxyz promoted this comment Gingerlime was starred Gingerlime was unstarred
    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    07/31/09

    In reply to Seth Rogen Forced To Re-live His Megan Fox Rejection Over And Over Again
    When reached for comment, Megan Fox responded, "I totally just spazz out but I really fucking resent having to prove to everyone that I'm not a spazz because really everyone in Hollywood is just like a product and plastic so really we're all just prostitutes who are shaped like coke bottles but I've used those to make bongs because I love weed but it makes me crazy and I am really am like completely crazy except for how I'm a tranny but being a tranny was just like my thing when I was younger and used to hang out with women but I never really hung out with women because they hate that they love that they hate me so honestly I just hang out with guys even though they're like retarded and are afraid of me and my bisexualosity which is just so dumb which also something I am except that I'm totally not but Seth Rogen is totally like sexually molested by feminists in his movie which is something you have to watch stoned to really get but he's awesome and I'm eating Mexican food because you totally scare me but honestly I'm really a postmodernist role model."
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    Edited by andBegorrah at 07/31/09 2:49 PM andBegorrah was starred andBegorrah was unstarred
    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    07/31/09

    @andBegorrah: To which the person who called replied "So....is this Pizza Hut or what?"
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    Image of Blueberry26 Blueberry26
    07/31/09

    @andBegorrah: "... and I just farted."
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    andBegorrah promoted this comment Edited by Blueberry26 at 07/31/09 3:53 PM Blueberry26 was starred Blueberry26 was unstarred
    Image of SpicyTamale is a GA peach SpicyTamale is a GA peach
    07/31/09

    In reply to Seth Rogen Forced To Re-live His Megan Fox Rejection Over And Over Again
    I love how Seth can make fun of himself. Most obnoxious actors in Hollywood would have thrown a fit.
    Still doesn't make me like Megan Fox but fun stuff.
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    SpicyTamale is a GA peach was starred SpicyTamale is a GA peach was unstarred
    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    07/31/09

    In reply to Seth Rogen Forced To Re-live His Megan Fox Rejection Over And Over Again
    If Megan Fox is the current blank screen onto which we project our ideas about ultimate femininity

    ...we should all grab a bottle, hunker down, and pray for daylight?
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    Edited by JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! at 07/31/09 2:36 PM JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/31/09

    In reply to Seth Rogen Forced To Re-live His Megan Fox Rejection Over And Over Again
    She didn't Choo-Choo-Choose him.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    07/31/09

    @BabyJane: You can see the exact moment when his heart rips in two in the slo-mo!
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    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/31/09


    @Yahtzii:
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/31/09

    In reply to Seth Rogen Forced To Re-live His Megan Fox Rejection Over And Over Again
    Oh dude. That was cold and also, hilarious.
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    07/31/09

    In reply to Seth Rogen Forced To Re-live His Megan Fox Rejection Over And Over Again
    Is it August 4 yet?
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