Laundry Capsules Are About To Taste Awful Thanks to Dumb Poisoned Kids

Just when you start thinking our world is getting safer, our brightest hopes for the future find a new way to accidentally kill themselves while in the home. Apparently, kids all over the EU have been poisoning themselves on laundry capsules because they think the bright packages meant to wash clothes are candy.… » 6/02/15 3:30pm 6/02/15 3:30pm

European Perfume Makers Are Fretting About Proposed Restrictions on…

If the big, bad EU lawmakers in Brussels — glutted with government-issued waffles and chocolate — have their way, perfumed Europeans might have to wait until they swaddle themselves in a blanket of tree moss during a jaunt in the Dolomites before they realize that they have skin-scourging allergy to tree moss. That's… » 12/16/12 3:30pm 12/16/12 3:30pm

New York City Will Encourage Moms to Breastfeed by Locking Up All the…

Breastfeeding, according to all the trendiest news stories, is the best thing ever — it turns your baby into a super genius with a brain the size of a mutated cantaloupe and all but ensures that child's eventual acceptance into an elite university, either Oxford or the Sorbonne, but maybe Harvard as a back-up. There… » 7/29/12 8:00pm 7/29/12 8:00pm