In this clip from Regis & Kelly, Regis says his grandson french kissed him, but that's not really the creepy part — he goes on to insist Kelly's kids are carrying on an incestuous love affair.

This morning, David Letterman made a rare guest appearance on Regis & Kelly and didn't go easy on Jay Leno, busting out an impersonation and pointing out that Jay's claim he and Conan O'Brien got screwed over is ridiculous.

Today on Regis & Kelly, Chris Rock said that his two daughters decide what he'll watch on TV, which is why he's seen every episode of Hannah Montana. He adds, "I think Billy Ray Cyrus is an underrated actor."

How many mistakes can you count in Tom Hanks' appearance on Regis & Kelly? We've got Tom calling Kelly "Kathie Lee," Regis not knowing what "engaged" means, and Tom missing a trivia question even though the answer is "Tom Hanks."

Today on Regis and Kelly, Kelly and producer Gelman tried in vain to explain that Regis' entire Bing Crosby record collection can fit on an iPod. Said Gelman: "It's like a TV set. You don't live in the TV set."

9:23 am, ABC.

Judge Judy was on Regis and Kelly this morning and brought her husband, Judge Jerry, to the taping. After noticing his pink shirt, she accused him of dressing up in the hope that he'd be on camera. Clip at left.

While guest hosting Regis and Kelly today Anderson Cooper revealed that he, like Regis Philbin, has won Celebrity Jeopardy. The difference, says AC, is that he won by "many thousands of dollars." Clip at left.

In honor of Monty Python's 40th anniversary the entire cast appeared on Regis and Kelly this morning... including Graham Chapman, who died in 1989. Clip at left.

Today on Regis and Kelly, Regis told Kate Gosselin he has a strong feeling she and Jon will reunite and "live happily ever after." Then, he suggested Kate quit her show if she hates publicity so much. Clip at left.