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    How Much Is That Puppy In The Window?

    Jake & Reese: The 'Ol Tall And Chain

    Jake & Reese Whistle While They "Work"

    Reese & Jake Ooh & Ahh Over On-Court Shenanigans
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    07/13/09

    In reply to How Much Is That Puppy In The Window?
    Forget puppies, it's clear that Jake is frantically trying to save Reese from the hypnotising power of the alien abduction ray that is beaming down at her through the L.A. skies!



    (Or maybe I just have an overactive imagination.)
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    Image of Opti-Miss Opti-Miss
    07/13/09

    In reply to How Much Is That Puppy In The Window?

    It's a reflection of my age and taste in corny movies that I expected to see this:
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    07/13/09

    In reply to How Much Is That Puppy In The Window?
    I feel like we're missing the BEST drive-through fireworks show in the whole world. Assuming they exist. And I'm sure they do, knowing at least my state's fondness for SUV's and firecrackers.
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    07/13/09

    In reply to How Much Is That Puppy In The Window?
    What's with Jake's "spooky eyes?"
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    07/13/09

    @NefariousNewt: Too much caffeine?
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    07/13/09

    @BabyJane: I think what we have here, ladies and gentlemen, is a case of Stains eyes:



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    07/13/09

    @save jinger: That's it! Someone is holding a cupcake out to Jake!
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    07/13/09

    @BabyJane: "Behold! Witness the awesome power of The Cupcake! Feel it fill you with soft, warm, frosted goodness!"
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    07/13/09

    In reply to How Much Is That Puppy In The Window?
    I wanted this to be Jessica Simpson SO BAD so I could remind everyone that I pointed out she's hard to hate, as long as you take her for what she is - a fluffy, sweet, happy Golden Retriever puppy who just wants to make you smile. Alas, not to be. Not that it stopped me.
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    03/12/09

    In reply to Jake & Reese: The 'Ol Tall And Chain
    Dude, this guy looks uncannily like my husband. I am tempted to post a picture. (mostly because I finally figured out how to do it.)
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    03/12/09

    In reply to Jake & Reese: The 'Ol Tall And Chain
    Go back to Austin, Jake! Honestly, he always looks hotter when he's next to his "friend" Austin. This whole bearding thing is hurting his attractiveness.
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    03/12/09

    @Andalucía: I thought you meant Austin, Texas, my home town. I don't live there now. So I was all, WTF!? I move away and Jake decides to go there!? It is my destiny. I am the Griswolds.
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    03/12/09

    In reply to Jake & Reese: The 'Ol Tall And Chain
    Wait, shouldn't that read "the old tall and chin?"


    I tease because I love. Reese's pointy chin, that is.

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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    03/12/09

    @gangey: That is actually how I saw the headline the first time I read it. Then I said, "Nah, this is Jezebel, they wouldn't do that," so I read it again and got it right the second time.
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    03/12/09

    @gangey: I read it as that, too. I don't care for Reese, so it made me giggle in surprise rather than frown in disapprobation.


    Yeah, I'm mean.

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    03/12/09

    @gangey: I have the same chin :( and strangely, i had a guy try to hit on me once by saying, 'You're from Texas aren't you? I can tell by your chin.' um...?
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    03/12/09

    @San Francisco via Alabama: Seriously, I love the chin! It is so perky. If you have a chin like that I think you automatically look like a go-getter!
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    03/12/09

    In reply to Jake & Reese: The 'Ol Tall And Chain
    I envy cute little pocket ladies with tall men, because they get to wear heels all the damn time. I'm only 5'7", but with 3" heels I start to tower over most people, which I don't like doing. Size rant finished.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    03/12/09

    @eve804: yeah, on the flip side you can also feel like you ALWAYS need to wear heels when you are dating someone a lot taller. I had a bf a foot taller than me, and I was a slave to the heels.
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    03/12/09

    In reply to Jake & Reese: The 'Ol Tall And Chain
    If I were to wear that outfit, I would look all sorts of wrong.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    03/12/09

    In reply to Jake & Reese: The 'Ol Tall And Chain
    I need Reese's entire outfit. Now.


    Oh, and her blowout.


    Jake can come along too. :)

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    03/12/09

    In reply to Jake & Reese: The 'Ol Tall And Chain
    She looks adorable, but I don't like seeing Jake all covered up like that. I prefer my Gyllenhaal to be shirtless (and perhaps a bit sweaty from whatever workout activity he and Matt McConaughey have been up to).
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    Image of FourInchHeels FourInchHeels
    03/12/09

    In reply to Jake & Reese: The 'Ol Tall And Chain
    Awww, is that a camera in his hand? Tell me they're going to have a cheesy cam-whoring-myspace-style photo sesh later! SAY IT!
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    03/12/09

    In reply to Jake & Reese: The 'Ol Tall And Chain
    Oh, looks like Reese has been shopping in my closet again. Shapeless black shift? Check. Statement bauble? Check. Practical suede boots? Got'em. Dark sunglasses? There.
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    03/12/09

    @LaFemme: Looks like Reese just stole one of his shirts and accessorized, accessorized, accessorized.
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    03/12/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: PS - I didn't mean to sound mean or like I was knocking your style. The shift looks like it'd fit Jake well as a top. I think it's a cute outfit all around.
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    03/12/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Ha true! No offense taken.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    03/12/09

    In reply to Jake & Reese: The 'Ol Tall And Chain
    Jake's got a hat on for Reese.
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