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    Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie

    How Much Is That Puppy In The Window?

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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    12/16/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
    Aw, Russ. I hope it works out with you and your gal Katy.

    Sadly, it probably won't.
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    Image of She-Prime She-Prime
    12/16/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
    Daily 30 Rock love: Seeing the names Alec Baldwin and Isabella Rossellini highlighted back to back really made me want to see her on the show again.

    Who else can say: "Oh Jack, you know how I love my Big Beef 'n Cheddar!"
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    HereComesMyBaby promoted this comment She-Prime was starred She-Prime was unstarred
    Image of KLondike5 KLondike5
    12/16/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
    Could Julie Andrews be more gracious and lovely?
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    willwriteforfood promoted this comment KLondike5 was starred KLondike5 was unstarred
    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    12/16/09

    @KLondike5: Absolutely not. She's the best. And I wish I could go to that concert!
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    Image of ilovedavelister ilovedavelister
    12/16/09

    @willwriteforfood: I wish I could go SO badly! Julie Andrews was the first person my (now) husband and I told when we got engaged, and she's just so delightful!
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    willwriteforfood promoted this comment ilovedavelister was starred ilovedavelister was unstarred
    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    12/16/09

    @ilovedavelister: Wait, what? Do you know her personally? That's awesome.
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    Image of lalie (apologetic mess) lalie (apologetic mess)
    12/16/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
    When I was kid, I always thought the lyrics to "Jessie's Girl" were and I wish that I was Jessie's Girl.

    So yeah, I listened to an entirely different song than the rest of the world for probably 15 years.
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. promoted this comment lalie (apologetic mess) was starred lalie (apologetic mess) was unstarred
    Image of kkatt kkatt
    12/16/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
    I'm sad for Elin but really proud of her at the same time. This might sounds harsh but I think in many cases of infidelity, the partner that was cheated on stays in the relationship for too long, or for the wrong reasons. If I was in her position I would do the exact same thing. Maybe that's because I'm not very forgiving. Cheat on me once, shame on you, cheat on me twice, shame on me. Cheat on me with 9 different women, fuck you I'm taking the kids and the money.
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    cwisto moweina has got yer goat promoted this comment kkatt was starred kkatt was unstarred
    Image of Working-for-the-weekend Working-for-the-weekend
    12/16/09

    @kkatt: "Cheat on me with 9 different women, fuck you I'm taking the kids and the money"

    A motto to live by! Also, I hope she gets half the money and alimony and child support. He's totally screwed with her life and she deserves at least that. I have no sympathy for cheaters.
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    sybann promoted this comment Working-for-the-weekend was starred Working-for-the-weekend was unstarred
    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    12/16/09

    @kkatt: Cheat on me with 15 different women, fuck you, I'm taking the kids, the money AND your fucking golf clubs and fucking green jacket, which I will put into an industrial shredder and sprinkle on your front lawn.

    I hope she makes him very, very sorry for having such little respect for her, their children and women in general. I highly suspect he doesn't even remember the names of the umpteen women he's cheated with, if he ever bothered to learn them in the first place.
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    Image of Monkey1979 Monkey1979
    12/16/09

    @willwriteforfood: Of all the things we think she should/will take, I think your green jacket dig would be the thing he would miss the most. Judging by his behavior, he doesn't respect much except his golf game.
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    willwriteforfood promoted this comment Monkey1979 was starred Monkey1979 was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    12/16/09

    @Working-for-the-weekend: 274 million smackers. Take that, you cheating whore.

    He's got a problem - obviously - I shouldn't call him a whore. But for a man who was devastated by his father's philandering he sure has a funny way of dealing.
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    Image of janusjana janusjana
    12/16/09

    @sybann: " But for a man who was devastated by his father's philandering he sure has a funny way of dealing." ...Or a very common way, really! Unless we have skills/support to do otherwise, we often mimic our parents' worst behaviors. Just last night, a therapist was telling me how many of her alcoholic clients have alcoholic parents. The abused often become abusers. Etc....

    Not that I wouldn't leave him in a second.
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    12/16/09

    @janusjana: Oh, I know - but you'd think he'd be self-aware enough to get help when he saw he was replicating the behavior - it's not like HE has to worry about the cost of his health care.
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    Image of janusjana janusjana
    12/16/09

    @sybann: HA! No kidding. Do you think he'd pay for my weekly therapy if he's saving the money?
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    Image of CraftyBroad CraftyBroad
    12/16/09

    @willwriteforfood: I hate that I am such a golf nerd that I know this, but the green jacket remains at Augusta. To be worn only at Augusta. Club rules. The sentiment is apt, however.
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    Image of Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce
    12/16/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
    I really hope they don't cast Tobey McGuire in The Hobbit, he seems like he's heavily medicated in every single film of his I've ever seen.
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    Image of Working-for-the-weekend Working-for-the-weekend
    12/16/09

    @Ms Meghan: Did you ever see him on Yo Gabba Gabba? He looks like he just stepped out of an opium den.

    But I do like to think that maybe his eyes just make him look like that.
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    Ms Meghan promoted this comment Working-for-the-weekend was starred Working-for-the-weekend was unstarred
    Image of Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce
    12/16/09

    @Working-for-the-weekend: I don't think it's just his eyes ... in all the spiderman movies he almost seemed just a hair slower than everything/one else? Which is strange since Peter Parker is a rather energetic character.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    12/16/09

    @Ms Meghan: Yeah, I'm pushing for James McAvoy.
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of lurkerbynature lurkerbynature
    12/16/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Way too young, slim, and cute looking. Shouldn't Bilbo be portly and middle-aged?
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. promoted this comment lurkerbynature was starred lurkerbynature was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    12/16/09

    @lurkerbynature: Yeah, but Frodo was supposed to be in his forties and they went young with him too, so it kind of fits.
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    Image of Bjork for President! Bjork for President!
    12/16/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Forties for hobbits is not the same as for humans.

    What about the guy who played Bilbo, how old is he really?
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. promoted this comment Bjork for President! was starred Bjork for President! was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    12/16/09

    @Bjork for President!: In his 70's I think.
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of lurkerbynature lurkerbynature
    12/16/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: He was just turning 33 at the beginning of Lord of the Rings, and that is when Hobbits come of age. So considering relative aging, I don't think the casting is too far off there (well, except for the fact that they cast Elijah Wood to begin with, but I did my share of ranting about that before the movies came out).

    Bilbo, on the other hand, was well settled before he got swept off on his grand adventure.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    12/16/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
    Dear Tiger,

    I bet you really, really, really want the U.S. to catch Bin Laden right now.

    Sincerely,

    la.donna.pietra
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    12/16/09

    @la.donna.pietra: I really, really, really wanted to respond to this comment with "LOL" but as a starred commenter I know I have a larger responsibility.
    So I will say: This is very funny la.donna.pietra. and I hadn't thought of it until you brought it up. If Charles Barkley really wanted to help he would blow up the moon or something.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/16/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
    I'm so happy that Julie Andrews is still working! It doesn't bother me much if she never sings again, she's awesome times infinity.
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    Image of BelleBreezing BelleBreezing
    12/16/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
    I suspect I, too, shall die broke, but probably not for the same reasons as Carrie Underwood.
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    Image of OverratedUnderwhelmed OverratedUnderwhelmed
    12/16/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
    I like Emily Blunt's version of "eat a cheeseburger" much better.
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    Dodgergirl promoted this comment OverratedUnderwhelmed was starred OverratedUnderwhelmed was unstarred
    Image of plothole plothole
    12/16/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
    Yesterday I was in the elevator with some seedy 60 year old man who kept clearing his throat to get my attention. So I ignored him because that's what you do in NYC. And then he said "excuse me?" I turned around and he said "So, you're Tiger Woods' wife...what do you do?"

    I said "leave him. immediately." And he went off on a whole tirade about STDs and lack of respect for women for the entire 23 floor ride and out the lobby that made me want to hug him despite the fact that he smelled of baby vomit and stale bologna.
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. promoted this comment plothole was starred plothole was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    12/16/09

    @plothole: I'm sure the smile you gave him was enough.
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    Image of avec_accent avec_accent
    12/16/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
    I'm thankful that the protagonist is each dirtbag item is bolded, because it makes it much easier for me to go "Ah, this one's about Tiger Woods ... scrrrrrrrrrrrrroll down"
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    Hooplehead promoted this comment avec_accent was starred avec_accent was unstarred
    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    12/16/09

    @avec_accent: Seriously. I know way more than was ever necessary about all of these awful people.
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    Image of avec_accent avec_accent
    12/16/09

    @Hooplehead: At least if a pub quiz comes up in which there's a question requiring a detailed description of the most recent ob/gyn exam of Tiger's 43rd mistress, we're safe.
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    avec_accent was starred avec_accent was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12/16/09

    @avec_accent: Reading habit twins!!!
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    Image of HadwinBabazoid HadwinBabazoid
    12/16/09

    @Ailatan: Make that triplets-- and I've been doing this a day after the "scandal(s)" broke.
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    Ailatan promoted this comment HadwinBabazoid was starred HadwinBabazoid was unstarred
    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    12/16/09

    @Ailatan: @HadwinBabazoid: Can we make that quadruplets? I do the same thing with anything Gosselin as well.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    12/16/09

    @HadwinBabazoid: This is my MO for items that involve: the Pratts and/or anyone from The Hills or its spin-off shows; any member of the Kardashian family; Jon Gosselin; Roman Polanksi; the Palins; Mel Gibson; heiresses. It's such a servicey move by the editors!
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    12/16/09

    @cinematheques: Ha! Yes, anything "Tiger, Gosselin, Lohan, Whatshername, Michael Jackson (or anyone Jackson)" get automatic scroll downs.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/16/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
    Emily Blunt, I'd like to hang out with you in my fave dive bar every night of the week. As long as you bring your fiance. And then leave. Thanks!
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    12/16/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Aw, come on, she can stay. She just has to sit in a corner wayyyy across the room and not make eye contact.
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    BlondeGoddess promoted this comment madeofawesome was starred madeofawesome was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/16/09

    @madeofawesome: And buy us beer.
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    Image of Ananelle Ananelle
    12/16/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
    Uh is anyone else concerned about Alec Baldwin? First he's saying he's quitting acting, then he says he sucks, and now he's giving away a lot of money?

    ... Resigning yourself from the world and giving away possessions anyone? Self-destructive behavior possibly? Mrr, I do not like this at all.
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    sara-without-an-h promoted this comment Ananelle was starred Ananelle was unstarred
    Image of sara-without-an-h sara-without-an-h
    12/16/09

    @Ananelle: honestly, I think that his gesture for scholarships shows that he is focusing outside himself (armchair psychology!)
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    12/16/09

    @Ananelle: There was some article last month in Elle I believe where the writer kept gushing about hot hot he was, and all I could think reading the interview was, "uuh, this guy sounds really unhinged..."
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    Image of slowpoke.r slowpoke.r
    12/16/09

    @Ananelle: I don't know, maybe he's simply publicity-savvy and manages to stay in the public eye by saying ridiculous things just when he needs to promote a show (30 Rock) or a movie (It's Complicated). And he set up a foundation because he has the money to do so and wants to support other artists. It's not an unusual thing to do- most successful artists have set up scholarships, foundations, etc. Heck, there's an item about Carrie Underwood doing so in this very dirtbag.
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    12/16/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
    I disagree with Hugh Grant. There are some winsome child actors who make me thing King Herod really wasn’t such a bad guy after all.
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