Because, let’s be honest: will there be any sort of Game of Thrones post this week that will not morph into “ZOMG YOU GUYS THE RED WEDDING! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBB! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! FUCK YOU, WALDER FREY!”
George R. R. Martin is just an absolute treasure. He looks like a sea captain, speaks like a true nerd, and has been waiting thirteen years for you to be scared straight by the red wedding. He's practically giggling with glee as he watches fans freak the eff out. It's the best.