2 out of 3 actresses agree: Yankees suck!
Ben Affleck Does Regis Philbin, Morgan Freeman
Today on Regis and Kelly, Regis taunted Red Sox fan Ben Affleck, who unleashed his Regis impression in retaliation. One Reeg was enough for guest co-host Joy Philbin:
John McCain's Speeches Suck; Samantha Power Is The Comeback Kid
This was one of those days where, a little hungover, I totally wanted to talk about important stuff like the teenage stripper or how the crappy Mark Penn might have finally done something that Hillary will be forced to fire him over or even racism in Pennsylvania, but Moe was away and I was all like, oh, dammit, I miss …
We Will Eat Your Babies, Slash Your Tires
- We intimidated you with the girth of our shenises
. - We threatened to gnaw on your babies
. - We encouraged you to embrace the psycho within
. - We mourned for a red sox widow
. - We pondered the intentions
of American Apparel ads. - Oprah told us that we have ADD
. - After she tried to feed us tripe
. - And finally, we bid a sad farewell to…
