How The He's Just Not That Into You Guy Actually Helped Me Get Over My…

Tormented? Driven witless? 99 problems but therapy bills ain't one? Welcome to "Save Your Life, Cheap!" in which we write about the dumb things that get America's uninsured through hard times. AA meetings, James Joyce, Ani di Franco, suicide hotlines…anything nonalcoholic can apply, the more embarrassing the better.… » 6/26/08 3:30pm 6/26/08 3:30pm

Introducing Recession Possessions, Our Guide To Beauty Products That'll…

A recession is coming! Oil and food prices are skyrocketing! Consumer confidence has never been lower! (Well, it has, but not since, like, Karen Carpenter was alive.) Which brings us to: rice. Rice is the main thing Americans have been stockpiling in case of economic apocalypse. Have you no imagination, America? Is… » 5/06/08 4:00pm 5/06/08 4:00pm