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    Your Uterus Has Been Recalled

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    Image of laurasaurus laurasaurus
    01/08/09

    In reply to Your Uterus Has Been Recalled
    The uterus looks more like a tornado here. Like, a smiling pink tornado with arms. And ovary-hands.


    Okay now that is a weird mental image.

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/08/09

    @laurasaurus: Yes. As if the actual image of the actual plushie was not, you know, weird enough!
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    Image of ScarletBegonias ScarletBegonias
    01/08/09

    In reply to Your Uterus Has Been Recalled
    [www.giantmicrobes.com]


    this website is the best! they have all different kinds of stuffed animals like the clap and sperm, and even pimples!

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/08/09

    @ScarletBegonias: Not... sure... I need a plushie version of the clap. Not entirely certain about that one.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/08/09

    In reply to Your Uterus Has Been Recalled
    This is making me think of a comment that my GP once made to me, when asking me if I was planning any more children: "You're not old. But your uterus is."


    Indeed!

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    Image of westendgirl westendgirl
    01/08/09

    In reply to Your Uterus Has Been Recalled
    I love Plushie Uterus's posture. "Yo, check it, I got eggs, bitches."
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/08/09

    @westendgirl: "Whaaaat?!"
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    01/08/09

    In reply to Your Uterus Has Been Recalled
    See, I just had my actual gallbladder stuffed after I had it removed. I prefer toys made out of all organic materials.
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    Image of Yes_Tim_Gunn Yes_Tim_Gunn
    01/08/09

    In reply to Your Uterus Has Been Recalled
    But the one missing an ovary might be just right for me!


    It's not awesome to have your GYN cheerily say (as mine did this morning) while escaping out the door, "hopefully we can go the non-surgical route!" re: your left, possibly cyst-y ovary. And now I have to worry about someone choking on it?!

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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    01/08/09

    In reply to Your Uterus Has Been Recalled
    after my period this month, i was compelled to look up the word "mittlesmirtz." yes i'm thinking my own equipment should be recalled.
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    Image of gostasgostas gostasgostas
    01/08/09

    @msAnthrope: Now I've just gone to look it up...
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    01/08/09

    @gostasgostas:


    i felt this month's egg make its way down the fallopian tube every excruciating centimeter.

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/08/09

    @msAnthrope: Dude! /makes simultaneously horror-struck and sympathetic face/ That's terrible!
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    01/08/09

    In reply to Your Uterus Has Been Recalled
    Aww, I want to get a kidney one for my mom to squeeze to death the next time she has a kidney stone.
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    01/08/09

    In reply to Your Uterus Has Been Recalled
    Pfff, another example of the patriarchy trying to impose unrealistic expectations on my body parts! My uterus doesn't fucking SMILE, it growls and hisses and once a month goes a fucking serial killing rampage on all my surrounding organs. My uterus is a fucking thug, not a happy-go-lucky plush toy!! Just watch out, my uterus is THIS CLOSE to putting an enema up your ASS, for real.
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    Image of samethingwedoeverynightpinky samethingwedoeverynightpinky
    01/08/09

    @battleaxonista: I'm pretty sure my uterus is a kickboxing tap dancer.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    01/08/09

    In reply to Your Uterus Has Been Recalled
    Why? Why must you leave me uterus? Why? I thought we were good together? I thought we had something! And yet, you have to go and get "recalled," whatever that means. I don't even care if you have detachable fallopian tubes!
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/08/09

    In reply to Your Uterus Has Been Recalled
    I'm holding out for little Islets of Langerhans action figures.
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    Image of Dottie Gale Dottie Gale
    01/08/09

    @tscheese: The perfect gift for the diabetics in your life!
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    01/08/09

    In reply to Your Uterus Has Been Recalled
    CHOKE ON MY UTERUS is the newest insult 2009 has produced, and I am loving it.
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    01/08/09

    @Jessica Decapitatey Lovejoy is now on Facebook! Friends, p...: I pledge to use it at least 5 time today.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/08/09

    In reply to Your Uterus Has Been Recalled
    My uterus is certainly a dangerous place for children to be.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    01/08/09

    In reply to Your Uterus Has Been Recalled
    I want an anatomically correct uterus. Mine only has one ovary.
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    Image of Jamie Sommers Jamie Sommers
    01/08/09

    In reply to Your Uterus Has Been Recalled
    Does this come with a plush tampon or is that sold separately?
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