The Deranged Sorority Girl's Guide to Your First Double Blowjob

Things were going pretty good for you, weren't they? You were just living your modest little pleasurable life, handing out solo blowjobs as much as possible, content in the fact that you were pretty good at them, and that they were going how they were supposed to go — with a beginning, a middle, and an end. Some of… » 11/19/13 4:15pm 11/19/13 4:15pm

Infamously Deranged Sorority Girl Is Your New Dating Coach

Former sorority girl Rebecca Martinson (does "cunt punt" ring a bell?) has some blunt advice for those of you agonizing over texts, or a lack thereof: "NO SANE MAN GOES TO THE BAR TO NOT TRY TO STICK IT IN. HE IS NOT THERE TO GET TO KNOW YOU. HE IS NOT THERE TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT YOURSELF AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR… » 7/03/13 4:00pm 7/03/13 4:00pm

Crappy Tweets From the Deranged Sorority Girl's Deleted Twitter Account

Rebecca Martinson, the now-infamous deranged sorority girl who told her Delta Gamma sisters at the University of Maryland chapter that they were "LITERALLY" being "so fucking AWKWARD" and "so fucking BORING" is no stranger to testing out excitingly edgy insults; her Twitter account, unfortunately deleted earlier… » 4/18/13 6:15pm 4/18/13 6:15pm

"WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR": A Sorority Girl Lashes Out At Her Sisters

I always like to picture sororities as places where college girls stage elaborately decorated mixers and then spend the rest of the week gouging out each other's eyes. And thankfully, the remarkable email you're about to read proves all of my theories correct. From reader Erik: "This is from the University of… » 4/18/13 12:57pm 4/18/13 12:57pm