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    Real Housewives: Danielle's Sex Tape, Andy's New Show, Atlanta Preview, Kim's Wig Line
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    06/24/09

    In reply to Real Housewives: Danielle's Sex Tape, Andy's New Show, Atlanta Preview, Kim's Wig Line
    Again, how can I trade careers with Andy Cohen???? From a shoe selling extra in Sex and the City to Bravo exec with his own TV show?
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Real Housewives: Danielle's Sex Tape, Andy's New Show, Atlanta Preview, Kim's Wig Line
    Please God, let the former Mrs. Usher change her mind about appearing on this show. Atlanta needs her!
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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    06/24/09

    @MakeFetch: I don't know if even the-former-Mrs.-Usher can save Atlanta. For some reason, I hated that season. Though, if I had to choose Orange County vs. ATL, I think I'd still watch ATL.


    Perhaps RHONY set the bar to high for the other cities to compete. Team Bethany for life!

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    Image of sequined sequined
    06/25/09

    @Bgirl_Hamster: That's funny because I am the total opposite! I hate NY, adore adore adore Atlanta. I rank the incarnations in order of my preference: NJ, Atlanta, OC, every other show on TV ever, NY. Though I do like that funny, pretentious couple on NY.
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    06/24/09

    In reply to Real Housewives: Danielle's Sex Tape, Andy's New Show, Atlanta Preview, Kim's Wig Line
    I can hardly wait for RHoA. The expanse of time is dreadful.

    And NeNe, you are not alone. I, too, love a good crawl.
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    Image of R-Star R-Star
    06/24/09

    In reply to Real Housewives: Danielle's Sex Tape, Andy's New Show, Atlanta Preview, Kim's Wig Line
    I'm so glad Andy Cohen pointed out that Danielle seems to have had more work done than she claimed. I told my stepmom (who is interested in the show but relies on my for updates) about how Danielle claims that she hasn't had any plastic surgery on her face except injections. I have never seen a woman look so skeptical.


    Danielle seems to take the same selective truthiness attitude toward her plastic surgery as she does to her criminal past.

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/24/09

    @R-Star: I can honestly think of only one other person with eyebrows that arch that way:



    Perhaps she's part Vulcan?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/24/09

    @BabyJane: Yikes, I should have re-sized that. Sorry!
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    Image of Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve
    06/25/09

    @BabyJane: Nope, you shouldn't. I'll just be... over here... drooling...
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    06/24/09

    In reply to Real Housewives: Danielle's Sex Tape, Andy's New Show, Atlanta Preview, Kim's Wig Line
    Team Bethany. I was saying that last night, about Caroline's FIL dead in the trunk. If the mob kills you, you had mob connections. They don't go around killing people for shits and giggles. They are the MOB, not the crips.

    Unless he was just really unlucky and pissed off the wrong person. But it's pretty easy to avoid doing that, so I'm going to go with connections.
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    Image of VPea VPea
    06/24/09

    @greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): I cannot stand Caroline. She talks so tough and it is such a joke. Makes me want to steal her purse and drop a deuce in it just to mortify her. Take THAT tough guy!
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    Image of dj_sex_ed: is unworthy to comment dj_sex_ed: is unworthy to comment
    06/24/09

    @greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): That only holds if you count being extorted by the mob a 'connection'. Criminal organizations usually operate by getting people under their thumb, and we have no way of knowing whether Caroline's father-in-law was strictly a victim or not.
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    Image of Questioning Everything Questioning Everything
    06/24/09

    @dj_sex_ed: Yeah, but he also was a "known associate" of a mobster tied to the Gambino family. So the innocent victim thing may not hold as much water.
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    06/24/09

    @VPea: oh how I wish you could do that. I want to do that. Brilliant!
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    Image of Percy Percy
    06/24/09

    In reply to Real Housewives: Danielle's Sex Tape, Andy's New Show, Atlanta Preview, Kim's Wig Line
    Danielle totally has her Judge Judy "WTF are you talking about?" face going on in that screen capture.
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    06/24/09

    @Percy: YES! I thought she looked familiar. She's like JJ's younger sister.
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    Image of VPea VPea
    06/24/09

    In reply to Real Housewives: Danielle's Sex Tape, Andy's New Show, Atlanta Preview, Kim's Wig Line
    Hmm seems I am talking to myself here and I am totally okay with that but my mother and sister keep asking me why I like Danielle and I honestly think it might be because she seems to have the most well adjusted and behaved children of the bunch. They are just such intelligent and respectful girls (from what they show) Danielle must have done something right...somehow
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    Image of dj_sex_ed: is unworthy to comment dj_sex_ed: is unworthy to comment
    06/24/09

    @VPea: To which I must say - sometimes when children have immature parents, they make up for it themselves. Danielle strikes me as having not the healthiest relationship with her kids -"oh girls, why did my honey break up with me?", "well mom, you're kind of a ho".
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/24/09

    @dj_sex_ed: This.
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    Image of Questioning Everything Questioning Everything
    06/24/09

    @VPea: I agree with you. She may not be perfect, but non of those women are either.
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    Image of dj_sex_ed: is unworthy to comment dj_sex_ed: is unworthy to comment
    06/24/09

    In reply to Real Housewives: Danielle's Sex Tape, Andy's New Show, Atlanta Preview, Kim's Wig Line
    I'm sorry Bethanny, since when is the name Teresa a dead give-away to mob connections? The people you appear on TV with also have absurdly huge houses, and no one is accusing them of anything.


    As an Italian-American with lots of family in Jersey, I am actually starting to get a little offended by this 'oh, they're totally mobsters' bullshit. It's cultural stereotyping and it isn't nice.

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    Image of sugarrhill sugarrhill
    06/24/09

    @dj_sex_ed: Have any of them ended up dead in the trunk of a car?


    Ramona and Mario are of Italian descent and there has never been even a whisper that they had connections to the mob. And last I checked NYC wasn't exactly mob free.

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    Image of Alohamaid Alohamaid
    06/24/09

    @sugarrhill: uh yeah, wasn't Caroline's father in law found dead in the trunk of his car?
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    06/24/09

    @Alohamaid: Shot four times, bound and nude. That ain't just a robbery in my book.
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    Image of VPea VPea
    06/24/09

    In reply to Real Housewives: Danielle's Sex Tape, Andy's New Show, Atlanta Preview, Kim's Wig Line
    I just dont understand why Danielle doesnt OWN that shit. I would. Helly ya I loved nose candy 20+ years ago, or yep Im a kidnapper ...better watch out! (then show up dressed like the Hamburglar) Whatever just own it.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/24/09

    @VPea: Ha!
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    Image of Questioning Everything Questioning Everything
    06/24/09

    @VPea: I have a feeling she will in the in the 2nd reunion show.
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