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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/18/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of New Jersey To Appear On Scripted NBC Drama
    ... which I'd venture to hypothesize was a primary goal of several of them in the first place.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of New Jersey To Appear On Scripted NBC Drama
    I'm not so sure that this is a scripted drama. Go to any Olive Garden in New Jersey and you'll witness an extremely similar scene (although the parents wouldn't cover their children's ears upon the word bitch, the maitre d' should have more hair gel, and there would be 470% more acrylic nails).
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/18/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of New Jersey To Appear On Scripted NBC Drama
    PROSTITUTION WHORE!
    It's not good acting if your playing yourself.
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/18/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of New Jersey To Appear On Scripted NBC Drama
    I love that clip. It makes me want to go get my nails done just so I can break them in a bar brawl over a peach margarita at Applebee's.
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    11/18/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of New Jersey To Appear On Scripted NBC Drama
    This show is terrible, I've never seen it but I couldn't even watch that entire clip. Yikes.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/18/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of New Jersey To Appear On Scripted NBC Drama

    I think it would have been more convincing if they'd done the Jersey Shore fist pump into the air.
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    Image of winner winner
    11/18/09

    @CurtCole: If hatin' is your occupation then I got a full-time job for you.
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    11/18/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of New Jersey To Appear On Scripted NBC Drama
    I can tell I've gone without cable tv for too long, because I was riveted to that scene with glazed eyes and this big dumb grin on my face.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/18/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of New Jersey To Appear On Scripted NBC Drama
    Will Teresa's daughters Limoncello, Veal Piccata and Lamborghini being making appearances as well?
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    11/18/09

    @Tchotchke: I miss Richard's recaps so, so much.
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    11/18/09

    @Tchotchke: i miss richard lawson's recaps so badly!
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    Tchotchke promoted this comment PaigeTurner was starred PaigeTurner was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/18/09

    @PaigeTurner: @Uncommon Whore: I was hoping that someone would get that and not think that I was making some sort of ethnic slur.
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    Image of Marsgaret Marsgaret
    11/18/09

    @Uncommon Whore: feed://pipes.yahoo.com/pipes/pipe.run?_id=247aa0b08b5baccdfda16723caaedf...&_render=rss
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    11/18/09

    @Marsgaret: Is that his tv.com feed? I get that, but it isn't the same. :(

    #tips
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    10/30/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Morning TV
    I swear to Dog that I didn't realize that was Regis until about twenty seconds in. Which is to say: Well done, Reege! You look alarmingly like my Aunt Judy!

    Also, I thought the wardrobe people did a stunning job with the hairline for Kelly. Her Soap Opera training is finally paying off! #regisandkellyrealhousewives
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    Image of anniehall77 anniehall77
    10/30/09

    @BetteD: Me too!!! I smell an Emmy in Regis's future. #regisandkellyrealhousewives
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    BetteD promoted this comment anniehall77 was starred anniehall77 was unstarred
    Image of eff it...let's get a taco. eff it...let's get a taco.
    10/30/09

    @BetteD: omg. me neither. I dont watch the show. I thought it was the real woman. and then I went...wait a minute! bravo, sir. #regisandkellyrealhousewives
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    BetteD promoted this comment eff it...let's get a taco. was starred eff it...let's get a taco. was unstarred
    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    10/30/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Morning TV
    That was actually very funny and well done. Bravo. #regisandkellyrealhousewives
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    10/30/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Morning TV
    It actually took me a minute to realize Kelly was Kelly. Surprisingly well played in my book. #regisandkellyrealhousewives
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    10/30/09

    @angelheadedhipster: That's what I was going to say!I just watched this episode last week, and she's actually pretty spot on (more so when she gets to the yelling/table flipping then at the beginning). Brava Kelly. #regisandkellyrealhousewives
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    10/30/09

    @angelheadedhipster: took me even longer to realize Caroline was Regis. #regisandkellyrealhousewives
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    Image of Margaret Margaret
    10/30/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Yes, her acting was pretty solid throughout today's halloween episode. I guess she IS an actress, but I never appreciated her work on All My Children. #regisandkellyrealhousewives
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    The only reason R. Pattz was wearing sunglasses when he left that party was because he had been spending some time with Billy Bong Thornton. I mean, look at the two of them. The pair of them could single-handedly keep Humboldt County afloat.
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    A source says "she couldn't stop noticing his bod. His hot bod."

    Oh my goodness, I also tend to notice bods that are hot!

    Celebrities: they're just like us.
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    Snowbunny promoted this comment Edited by sweet_communist at 10/28/09 7:12 PM sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    10/28/09

    @sweet_communist: He's like a more mysterious, young Matt Damon with a really nice tan. I think we all notice things like that. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    10/28/09

    @Snowbunny: Confession: I don't know who most of these people are, and rely on snark and puns to appear relevant.
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    Edited by sweet_communist at 10/28/09 8:12 PM sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    10/29/09

    @sweet_communist: Confession: He's in the vampire movie, right? The lame one where nobody is scary? Whatever, he totally looks like Matt Damon thus he is HOT. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    10/29/09

    @Snowbunny: Fair enough. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
     Reply
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    Wait, so Kirsten and Rob are fake-fighting because he fake-proposed after like 2 months of make-believe dating? Does that mean there will be no more excursions into their non-existent shared home?

    I'm really going to not-miss those. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    Image of Apollonia Apollonia
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    "Madonna gives Jesus expensive presents when she regrets being nasty to him." sounds hilarious out of context. Actually, it's kind of funny in context too. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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