Okay, folks: It's day two of Kinja, our new discussion platform. Your complaints have all been heard — no, I am not full of shit. I am full of self-serve frozen yogurt and Lean Cuisines (okay, I'm full of a different kind of shit).

The former weight loss company spokeswoman was refreshingly unapologetic about her weight at an appearance on a talk show. Actually, Carnie, doctors recommend that you try to keep your fatness below half a fuck. But I admire your chutzpah.