Gwynnie says she's recently discovered that her great-great-great-grandfather was a "miracle worker" and "Kabbalah master," who also saved his shtetl from a fire. Then he guest-starred on Glee and released a cookbook. [Contact Music]
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, 30 Rock does Real Housewives, American Idol takes censorship too far, and Marlee Matlin teaches us about attitude.
This chick is joking about her toddlers being overachievers because they have good "scribbles," right? Right!? I mean, normally, I would think that…
Housewives going broke is nothing new, but two more cast members of Bravo's franchise—Tamra's soon-to-be ex-husband Simon Barney and Alexis Bellino—have just filed for bankruptcy, making that a grand total of 10 Housewives who've sought protection from creditors.
First: We are now starting every article with this bit from the NY Times today: "Two models-turned-psychotherapists argue..." Second: Those models-turned-psychotherapists argue that it's okay — nay, natural — to feel bad about getting older.
On the two-part reunion show, Alexis told us that what God thinks of the Housewives, Lynne told us she plans on writing off her facelift as a business expense, and for the first time, the husbands/boyfriends were invited on stage.
On last night's season finale, Simon showed his true colors as repeatedly emotionally abused his wife Tamra, criticizing her clothing, her mothering, and her friends, until she finally screamed that she wanted a divorce.
On last night's episode, Alexis' mother flew in from Missouri for a brow lift. Alexis is a strong proponent of cosmetic surgery, as she believes that it allows women to "fall back in love with themselves and be better people."
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, minivans for aging hipsters, pelican attacks, and how breast implants serve Christianity.
On last night's episode, the gals were having lunch in San Francisco, and began bickering at the table, which turned into a full-on fight. They took it outside, where Vicki began crying, and then they all made up and prayed.
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, the snow affects couch potatoes, Bobby Brown returns to reality television, and polygamist moms exhibit their weird senses of humor.
On last night's episode, Lynne's family was served with an eviction notice, because she and her husband failed to pay the $10,000 security deposit. Lynne handled the stress of the situation by purchasing a $1,200 leather jacket.
On last night's episode, Tamra said that her husband Simon feels like she doesn't love him, so in order to prove that she does, she got his name tattooed on her finger. Last month, he filed for divorce.
On last night's episode, a boozy, weekday afternoon for the gals went from jokes about vaginal tightness and big dicks to a tear-filled pity party about how hard it is to raise teenagers in a wealthy community.
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap: a horrifying cornucopia of full-frontal nudity, Elisabeth Hasselback, and sad cats.
Last night's episode demonstrated that the writing is on the wall regarding Tamra and Simon's marriage. Along with their money problems, Tamra's adult son says he hates her husband. This week, Simon filed for divorce, citing Tamra's "acts of infidelity."
On last night's episode, Vicki planned a "girls' weekend" in Fort Lauderdale, but two of the husbands (and Slade) insisted on tagging along, because—bizarrely—they don't "spend time apart." It's easy to see why this upset Vicki.
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart's hatred of Sarah Palin, Spencer Pratt's spelling errors, and drunk idiots on MTV.
On last night's episode, Jeana—one of the two OG O.C. ladies—decided that she was "over" being on the show. Enter new girl Alexis, a stay-at-home-mom who seems a little more suited for the New Jersey cast.
