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    Image of PrairieGirl PrairieGirl
    06/30/09

    In reply to Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date
    So, what that 12000 DOLLARS the cashier quoted? Surely that wasn't real. It looks like they're in a discount store. That's a lot of items for $12 000.
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    06/30/09

    @PrairieGirl: They aren't in a discount store. That place is called "Kitson" and it's the uber-expensive paparazzi insanity store that all the "cool Hollywood" kids shop at...


    I'm sure it really was that amount...whether they went back and returned it is another story.

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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    06/30/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: I love Kathy, but i'm pretty sure that whole bit- "Katie" and all- was staged. Which is fine, the show means to entertain. The salesgirl seemed "acting". Also, Kathy 1. knows full well what sort of place Kitson is, and 2. seems a hard-working and frugal gal. She wouldn't seriously pile up 14,000 bucks worth of clothes on a lark, for real.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    06/30/09

    @PrairieGirl: Oh, you could spend $14,000 in Kitson very, very easily. I once saw a rhinestone-encrusted Hello Kitty cashmere sweater for a little over $500 once.


    Their "sales" are great too -- whoo, these hideous pants are marked down from $760 to $340!! hooray!!


    I'm sure Bravo picked up the bill, that's usually the case when people go shopping on reality shows. Or Kitson may have just comped it to them for the free advertising...but I doubt that Paris and Kathy themselves actually paid for anything.

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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    06/30/09

    In reply to Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date
    Paris is a PATHOLOGICAL LIAR. Remember when she was on Larry King after she got out of jail (how awesome was that!!!) and swore that she barely ever drinks and never does drugs. SWORE she never did! He goes "not even pot?" and she's all "no" (in her baby voice). Well, I've personally seen her smoke pot on a video...and $1,000,000 she's blown multiple lines of coke in her lifetime.


    Now she says only ugly girls give BJs!? Well, first, I've personally seen her give a guy a BJ - so either she's calling herself ugly or she's lying like usual...Second of all, thinking that your beauty is enough to satisfy a man is the most hilarious and saddest thing I've ever heard in my life. Halle Berry has been cheated on!!! Like, multiple times!


    Wake up, idiot.

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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    06/30/09

    In reply to Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date
    I can't check out the video now, but... what? Woman, we've got video evidence.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    06/30/09

    In reply to Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date
    I hate myself for saying it but I actually find Paris WAY less annoying when she's speaking in her normal/non-baby voice. She's still pretty awful but I don't want to stab myself in my ears when I hear it.
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    06/30/09

    In reply to Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date
    How do gay men work into this equation?
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/30/09

    @Triphena: You mean gay men do things other than give pithy and witty fashion advice?
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    06/30/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Well, they do go to Starbucks a lot...and Broadway shows. I mean, I don't know how they fit in sexy time with busy schedules like that, but I heard they do. So are they all Hilton-ranked as ugly girls? Or do they get they special gay dispensation?
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    06/30/09

    In reply to Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date
    Okay, okay, I think I've got it: Mean people suck; nice people swallow; ugly girls give head; and hottt girls only give head on camera. Is my Moral Education Via Bathroom Wall Truisms complete?
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    06/30/09

    In reply to Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date
    I think using "sick" as a descriptor (which is what she was doing before the whole 'That's Huge' thing) for when something is cool sounds utterly weird in a very pretentious way. Like everyone who says it is trying just a bit too hard to be hip and cool.


    I think that means that I'm officially an old fogie.

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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    06/30/09

    @EdnasEdibles: or that it's annoying brodie slang.

    i hate 'siiiick' when used in this manner. it's right up there with 'gnar-gnar' in my book. just... no.
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    06/30/09

    @argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?: I have never heard "gnar-gnar" which makes you much cooler than me.


    A year or so ago I started hearing "sick" everywhere and it makes my head hurt.

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    EdnasEdibles was starred EdnasEdibles was unstarred
    Image of cirocco cirocco
    06/30/09

    @EdnasEdibles: Agreed, totally... "sick" seems so contrived as to have come out of the hoax "grunge-speak" from that Sub Pop Records/New York Times kerfuffle back in '93.


    (For those not on the scene back then, the Wikipedia summary. Let's swing on the flippety-flop and get bloatated in our fuzz!)

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/30/09

    In reply to Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date
    I think I would cry if my mother gave me that little talk. But then, my mother never took me to clubs as a preteen/young teenager to show me off to her friends, so I think my relationship with my mother is a little different than Paris and Kathy's. Thank G-d.
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    Image of yourbffjill yourbffjill
    06/30/09

    In reply to Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date
    "Who needs it? With the economy, no thank you!"


    Ha, I love it. You can correlate everything with current economic conditions.

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    yourbffjill was starred yourbffjill was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    06/30/09

    @yourbffjill: Yes, that was awesome!
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    Image of hovy hovy
    06/30/09

    In reply to Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date
    Of course Paris doesn't give head. How can she with all the shit spewing out of her mouth?
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    hovy was starred hovy was unstarred
    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    06/30/09

    @hovy: not to mention the silver spoon in there might make it a tad hard to breathe.
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    emilyanne was starred emilyanne was unstarred
    Image of SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes
    06/30/09

    @emilyanne: More like a plastic spoon sprayed in sliver.
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    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    06/30/09

    @SevenNationArmy hates summer: true but to be fair these days silver spoons are quite easy to come by so I was giving the benefit of the doubt - after all any old Russian Oliagarch can have one...
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    06/30/09

    @hovy: Please don't give me evil visions when I'm about to eat a snack... :(
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    06/30/09

    In reply to Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date
    If there is video evidence to the contrary, and only ugly girls do it, then you're calling her ugly, and that is ugly snarking.
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    Image of aureliajones aureliajones
    06/30/09

    @Samanthrax is Sarcastic and Joking: What? Maybe we don't agree that only ugly girls give blowjobs. Calm down!
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    Image of dangerface! dangerface!
    06/30/09

    @aureliajones: She's sarcastic and joking.
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    06/30/09

    @lafleur: @aureliajones:


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    Dodgergirl was starred Dodgergirl was unstarred
    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    06/30/09

    @dangerface!: Un-fucking-believable. New name: "Samanthrax is Sarcastic and Joking, FOR REAL, BECAUSE THIS IS THE INTERNET!!"
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    Image of lafleur lafleur
    07/01/09

    @Dodgergirl: I was being sarcastic, too. Cause you couldn't really disemvowel Paris's comment.
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    07/01/09

    @lafleur: That was an errant click of the mouse. Sorry!
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    Dodgergirl was starred Dodgergirl was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    06/30/09

    In reply to Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date
    Not just ugly girls Paris, fat girls too. How do you think we get popular?
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of AwkwardTurtle AwkwardTurtle
    06/30/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I thought we did it by using jokes! Our personalities! Who knew I could have saved all that effort on being witty and just got on my knees.
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    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    06/30/09

    In reply to Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date
    I am a loss as to why her mother would think this a reasonable piece of advice to pass on. What a bizarre thing to want to discuss with your daughter.
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    emilyanne was starred emilyanne was unstarred
    Image of EvilVaginaTroll EvilVaginaTroll
    06/30/09

    @emilyanne: "Now remember honey, never give blowjobs, always be super lame to everybody and act like a total bitch all the time. Thats what pretty girls do. Now run along with your big wheel."
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    Image of boss_lady boss_lady
    06/30/09

    @emilyanne: My mother and I have always had an open discourse on sex and love, but we've never really gone 'in-depth' on the beej.


    I'm thankful for that.

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    boss_lady was starred boss_lady was unstarred
    Image of Triphena Triphena
    06/30/09

    @emilyanne: My mother and I talked about blow jobs once. One of her friends had married a woman who announced on their wedding night that she 'didn't need to do that sort of thing anymore now that they were married'. My mother was horrified, "So now that you are married, you don't need to do this really simple thing that will make him, the man you profess to love and adore for all your life, really happy? What the fuck is that about?" It shed a little more light on my parents marriage than I may have needed, but I'd rather have been told that story than "Only ugly girls give blow jobs."
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    Triphena was starred Triphena was unstarred
    Image of Bernice_is_a_10 Bernice_is_a_10
    06/30/09

    @EvilVaginaTroll: Oh dear, I have a very close friend whose mother taught her the same thing, that its a nasty thing to do, and nice girls don't. My friend has no problem doing all kinds of crazy sex acts, but "mouth hugging" (as my group calls it) is a major no-no for her. Its amazing what our mothers can say that stick with us for years.
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    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    06/30/09

    @boss_lady: yeah that's what bothered me - my mother is an infectious diseases doctor so you can bet sex was a topic growing up in my house but the ins and outs of what type of person gave blowjobs er not exactly. It's such a crazy thing to say.


    @EvilVaginaTroll: ha that probably was the exact advice now i think about it.

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    emilyanne was starred emilyanne was unstarred
    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    06/30/09

    @Bernice_is_a_10: My mom gave me a similar spiel. "Don't give guys blowjobs, they're disgusting and demeaning and you don't get anything out of them!"


    Fortunately, I don't listen to my mother.

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    CollegeCamel was starred CollegeCamel was unstarred
    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    06/30/09

    @Triphena: now that I understand, it's the ugliness of the 'only ugly girls give blow jobs' comment that confuses me rather than the mention of the act itself. It's just such a completely unpleasant piece of advice to give someone.
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    emilyanne was starred emilyanne was unstarred
    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    06/30/09

    @CollegeCamel: My mom gave a little spiel like that too, around the time girls were starting to sit in bathroom stalls and give blowjobs to every dude who walked into the stall and closed the door. It was mostly a "this is not showing respect for yourself, completely demeaning, and it is ridiculous that any girl should be "servicing" the football team. You are pretty and smart, I would hope you would not consider sucking off guys in a bathroom because that is super trashy. And these lame-ass little shits I am sure do not do anything to reciprocate."
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    LaFemme was starred LaFemme was unstarred
    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    06/30/09

    @Triphena: Paris notwithstanding (let's face it, she's just an idiot), what I don't get is this pervasive thought that at best one gives a blow job because you're doing (someone) a favor. God forbid one should actually enjoy it. Guess that makes me ugly AND a slut. Damn. I should be MUCH more popular than I am...
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    06/30/09

    In reply to Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date
    Why is Paris dressed like Prince Valiant on vacation in Morocco by way of Studio 54? I'm confused.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    06/30/09

    @Tchotchke: HA! I'm thinking more Prince Valium...


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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    06/30/09

    @Tchotchke: I thought she looks a bit like Johnny Weir about to hit the rink.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/30/09

    @Tchotchke: They are impressive shoulder pads, though.
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    Image of EvilVaginaTroll EvilVaginaTroll
    06/30/09

    In reply to Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date
    Paris is just an asshole. Thats all there is to it. trash me for saying that if you must but she is.That is all.
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    EvilVaginaTroll was starred EvilVaginaTroll was unstarred
    Image of Triphena Triphena
    06/30/09

    @EvilVaginaTroll: No, she's an asshole. You're right.
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