Lindsay Lohan is working on her memoir. It will reportedly be a trilogy. Lohan is 28 years old.

If you wish to be a highly cultured and truly well-rounded individual, you've got to know your modern classics.

Love, Lust & Faking It promises "a whirlwind tour of the world of aphrodisiacs and fetishes," a humorous anecdote about getting a discount boob job and "the importance of playing doctor and other… naughty fantasies." Oh dear. Funny cover, though!

Tina Harden had issues with the content of the novels and says she "achieved" "a certain amount of good" in holding the books as "a statement." She hasn't paid the $85 in fines she owes, however. [UPI, Earlier]

Tina Harden saw references to weed and sex and decided the books were "filled with everything I don't want my [then 13-year-old] daughter to do or be." So… Do all 5th graders become pickpockets after reading Oliver Twist? [Orlando Sentinel]

For an entire year — maybe more — one of my parents read Goodnight Moon aloud to my brother. Even though after month three they could recite it from memory and wanted nothing more than to say Goodnight to it forever, they still turned the pages with him each night before he went to sleep. Apparently, this has made him…