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Women Need Bifocals Sooner Than Men Probably Because of Limb Length

A new scientific study about eyes and the adorning thereof has suggested that aging women require bifocals sooner than aging men because women have shorter arms and therefore are forced to hold everything they read right up to their beleaguered retinas. Reading at too intimate a distance, as it just so very well… » 8/23/12 9:15pm 8/23/12 9:15pm