Best Comment Of The Day, in response to It's In Her Feet: "I'm confused. Does this mean I should stop doing The Running Man when I'm trying to indicate my desire for secks? Or should I do it more, or faster? Help me, science!" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to She Wears The Pants"It's like the mullet of outfits: business on top, pajama party on the bottom." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Pretty Woman Makes Money; Sephora Soon To Hit Vending Machines: "Okay, but then how do I get the Sephora products back into the vending machine once I've stuck my grimy fingers in every single container, contracted pink eye, and made myself up to look like Harvey Dent's epileptic, washed-up drag queen cousin, hmm? These are the practical questions, people."

Laugh-Out-Loud-Jpeg Of The Day: here.

Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations (please email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment) should be sent to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.

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Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Perhaps Avoiding Such Treacherous Activities Would Be Preferable?: "I am so tempted to buy one of these, just to see the look on a guy's face when he takes off my knickers. 'SURPRISE....I'M BARBIE!'" We say: And think of all the fun you'll have if he turns out to be a "Ken"!!! • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Miley Cyrus: Mini Blooper: "All we want is what's beyond...DisneyDome." We say: But she's just a raggedy-man!

Best Comment of the Day, in response to Women Orgasm More With Rich Men, Claim Researchers, you say: "Wow, my vibrator must have a trust fund I don't know about." We say: From your four lips to God's ears! Worst, in response to Sleeping Beauties?, you say: "My dog looks the same way when she snoozes on the couch...mouth hanging open, head back...except she doesn't have the creepy wrinkled skin." We say: Ass, meet karma. It will be biting you in a few short decades.

The Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Popped Collars: "And that other popping you'll hear is the sound of my vagina snapping shut." We say: Yours snaps shut? Ours has a huge steel door that drops down with a slam, like in Indiana Jones. Boys: Don't forget your fedora! • The Other Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Critter Crisis: "I knew I shouldn't have splurged on bamboo floors in my condo. Every time I look down, I will think of sad, hungry pandas." We say: How about we develop a new (floor)board game, Hungry Hungry Pandas?

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Badvertising: "In the next front of the cola wars, Coke will issue ads featuring a Sarah Palin look-alike, hunting down a Frito with a gun because those Godless chips will Lay anything." You Say: "But if one of them gets knocked up, gosh darn it, that little Sprite deserves to be born." • Worst, in response to Kerry Washington: Gucci, Poochie, Coo: "Forget the Gucci and that rat passing as a dog. I <3 her shirt. Pretty! I'm sorry, but if your dog weighs less than 10 lbs, it does not officially qualify as a real dog. Of course, my parents dog is a 165 lb St. Bernard and is the BEST. DOG. EVER. So I'm a little biased." I say: Ixnay on the uppy-pay size discrimination! Small dogs are still dogs. My friend R2 is four and a half pounds of love:

The First Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Islamic Militants Get Their Gawker On: "See now, if only Egypt let their extremists have their own Gawker, they'd spend all their time in their ma's basement making up LOLspeak threats to presidential cats instead of thinking up nefarious plots. Freedom of speech FTW." You say: "Bush, plz." • The Second Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Media Outlets Still Obsessed With Obama Girls' First Day: "Yes, but did they circle YES or NO on Senator Chuck Schumer's nephew's Referendum #435297-IR: Do you like me?" We say: And can we imagine Malia running for class president? Yes we can!

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Best Comment of The Day, in response to Couple Splits Over Extreme PMS: "There is a National Association for PMS. The monthly meeting is a real bitch." You Say: "They'll rag on anyone who isn't there." Worst, in response to NYC Women Ride The Underground Abortion Railroad: "I'm not really a fan of abortion." We say: Insightful commenting: Ur doin it rong.

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From Tatiana's Vogue post: "Highlights for Kids has also gotten pretty hoity-toity of late, with articles about the following topics:

- a seven year old's heart wrenching account about how he feels "violated" because his mother ate his placenta rather than saving it for his consumption; he fears the issue will never be resolved and will ultimately tear him and his family apart

- an FAO Schwartz pre-Christmas photo shoot clearly featuring lines of Pixie Sticks on a glass surface in the background

- a fictional account of one 4 year old and his best friend Robbely Bear on a nationwide search for the perfect otoro sashimi

- the "Seek and Find" recently encouraged readers to locate keys to a Bentley Big Wheel, a diamond studded African tribal "inspired" pacifier from DeBeers, and Suri Cruise's underpants.

Ad revenue is down 54%."

You say: "Goofus does lines of coke off a stripper's boobs. Gallant drinks coke with a lady friend."

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We could have gone through thousands of comments to select the very best, but you bitches are too funny and too clever and it would have been an impossible task. However, there is one thing we can say for certain: our commenters can find something insanely funny or insightful to say about every post. And also: SOMETIMES THEY GET EXCITED AND LIKE TO YELL ABOUT IT.

And so, dear commenters, instead we've chosen to list the top 25 most prolific commenters of the year. These are the people who constantly contribute to the site, bringing their insights to each post. The number beside their name represents the number of comments they've made this year:

25. Westvillagegirl: 4,276
24. Charlotte Corday: 4,386
23. littlestripes: 4,482
22. Hamsterpants: 4,481
21. BlondeGrlz: 4,489
20. funnyface: 4,490
19. badmutha: 4,502
18. Political Party Girl: 4,557
17. brendastarlet: 4,650
16. BrutallyHonestBabes: 4,750
15. LaComtesse: 4,903
14. ceejeemcbeegee: 5,573
13. TruculentandUnreliable: 5,574
12. SisterMaryMartha: 5,826
11. SinisterRouge: 5,586
10. PilgrimSoul: 6,383
09. stacyinbean: 6,490
08. J.D. Regent: 6,651
07. braak: 7,544
06. SarahMC: 7,993
05. Your beloved moderator, me: 8,225
04. tscheese: 8,742
03. NefariousNewt: 8,893
02. ineffable.me: 9,103
01. Penny Plastic (Archetype): 14,315

Yet this list alone does not cover the awesomeness of the comments that were made this year. And so we're leaving it up to you to list your absolute favorites in the comments below. I would also like to give a shoutout (because it's 1997 and I'm on TRL, apparently) to Morninggloria, Es-ki-mo, andBegorrah, Sarah.of.a.lesser.god, and BabyJane for consistently making the search for a Bestie so damn easy.

So now it's your turn, doves! List your favorites below — this thread is for you, so have fun. From all of us, to all of you: thank you, have a great night tonight, and may 2009 be a CAPS WORTHY year.

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