Help Us Decipher This Hate Mail We Received [Updated]

Collectively, the people at this site have received a lot of hate mail over the years — and that's fine. Live by the sword, die by the inbox, etc. But never once has it been on an actual piece of paper. Personally, I received death threats and pictures of penises and from one particularly kind reader, the hope that… » 10/24/12 5:50pm 10/24/12 5:50pm