Andrew Morton's unauthorized biography of Angelina Jolie hit stores in the U.S. this week, and it's obvious that the book attempts to paint the actress and humanitarian as a vain control freak-cum-psychotic homewrecking succubus who feeds on married men.
Reports News 9, "She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors' presents from under their tree" :
The authors certainly think so, and after reading them, it's hard to disagree - albeit for totally different reasons.
In case you hadn't heard, Andrew Morton's unauthorized biography of Tom Cruise comes out Tuesday. Writers from The New York Times and Entertainment Weekly have weighed in, and the verdict? Don't bother. Writes the Times' Janet Maslin: "Among this biography's revelations is the fact that Tom Cruise was a cute kid."…