Victoria's Big Fuckin' Secret: Your Returned Underwear Gets Shredded

I purchased pairs on pairs on pairs of Victoria's Secret panties when I was young and knew nothing about my body or comfort. All of them pierced deep into the flesh of my hips and lower belly, and sagged in the ass. Deeply painful memories. What I didn't know then (besides what decent underwear could look and feel… » 3/27/15 9:30am Friday 9:30am

Amazon Might Buy Net-A-Porter

Net-a-porter, the online designer fashion mecca, is in talks to be bought by retail giant Amazon for the cool sum of $2.19 billion, Women's Wear Daily reports. » 3/26/15 9:30pm Thursday 9:30pm

Sorry, Abbi: Bed Bath & Beyond's Luxurious Return Policy Is Dead

If you see Abbi Abrams crying on the streets of Broad City, you now know why: Bed Bath & Beyond—Abbi's heaven on earth—has announced they're changing the store's famously generous return policy. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! » 3/17/15 4:45pm 3/17/15 4:45pm

Athleisure Is Killing Off Traditional Retail Brands, Victory for Slobs

All you millennials with your tapered joggers and blankets for shirts are killing the retail industry. Slobs are winning. Happy? » 2/25/15 6:10pm 2/25/15 6:10pm

Gap Is Saying Goodbye to Piperlime and So Must We All

It's a sad day for Piperlime fans, i.e., people who like the idea of Zappos but not the low price point. Gap Inc. is officially shutting down the online retailer, instead choosing to focus on their more popular brands like Banana Republic and Athleta. » 1/26/15 3:15pm 1/26/15 3:15pm

BuzzFeed reports that C. Wonder, which always looked less like a business than an attempt by Christopher Burch to troll his ex-wife Tory, filed for bankruptcy today. The chain is liquidating its last four stories (all of them in NYC); stop by if you're in the market for some whimsically embroidered velvet loafers. » 1/22/15 5:40pm 1/22/15 5:40pm

Businessweek Depicts Abercrombie & Fitch as an Old Shirtless Man

Much has been written in recent years about the decline of Abercrombie & Fitch. The retailer has gone from producing the must-wear apparel of teens to a company desperately trying to convince people they're cool. So what better way to represent their age issues than to depict them as a shirtless man wearing A&F jeans… » 1/22/15 11:10am 1/22/15 11:10am

Failing retail store Wet Seal has officially filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, following speculation of its impending death, multiple store closings and employee protests in recent weeks. » 1/16/15 3:10pm 1/16/15 3:10pm

C. Wonder, Chris Burch's Revenge Emporium, Is Officially Kaput 

C. Wonder, the clothing and lifestyle chain founded by Tory Burch's ex-husband, will close its 11 remaining U.S. stores. » 1/06/15 3:30pm 1/06/15 3:30pm

Wet Seal Employees Say Fuck Wet Seal With Giant Sign On Store

Amid news that Wet Seal might soon go bankrupt, one store's employees are rebelling against shitty management. According to this Reddit-posted photo of a sign from a Seattle location, workers are protesting unfair conditions, including missing paychecks. » 1/05/15 1:30pm 1/05/15 1:30pm

Wet Seal May Follow Delia's to the Defunct '90s Brand Cemetery

Wet Seal, bastion of shitty club clothes and mall culture, the Forever 21 of our day, may be headed for bankruptcy. If so, we hereby decree that it be buried next to the tomb of Delia's. » 12/22/14 1:30pm 12/22/14 1:30pm

Grab Your Pitchforks: Victoria's Secret Is Selling Used Underpants

The very important sounding, definitely-not-bored Rossen Reports team at Today has discovered that several retailers are re-selling your GROSS UNMENTIONABLES. Noted Underwear Expert Tiffany Yanneta sounds off: » 12/19/14 7:10pm 12/19/14 7:10pm

Aéropostale CEO: Teens Can Wear Our Clothes So They Won't Get Bullied

Why should today's #teens opt for Aéropostale (remember Aéropostale?) as opposed to one of their umpteen million fast-fashion options? Because their clothes are "safe" and you won't get relentlessly mocked for your fashion choices. Or at least that's what the CEO thinks! » 12/05/14 12:30pm 12/05/14 12:30pm

Enjoy Lewis Black Ranting About the Bullshit That is Black Friday

Fucking Black Friday, man. It's like a gremlin that we just kept feeding after midnight for fifty years straight and now here we are, being herded like cattle away from our family dinners and toward deals, deals, deals. Unsurprisingly, Lewis Black has some thoughts, which he shared with The Daily Show. » 11/21/14 10:30am 11/21/14 10:30am

China's 'Singles Day' Makes Black Friday Look Like Amateur Hour

America has turned every holiday on its national calendar into an excuse for shopping, with Black Friday damn near cannibalizing Thanksgiving. But nothing compares to the online ordering orgy that is 11/11, China's Singles' Day, where $8 billion worth of crap has already been snapped up at deep discounts—and that's … » 11/11/14 1:30pm 11/11/14 1:30pm

​Gap's Blah 'Dress Normal' Campaign Doesn't Get the Irony of Normcore

Normcore strikes again, trampling yet another victim under its Nike socks/Adidas slippers-clad feet. After launching what was expected to be a successful "Dress Normal" campaign, Gap is now offering their collection at a fraction of the price. There is such thing as too much of a meh thing. » 10/22/14 4:10pm 10/22/14 4:10pm

Victoria Beckham Has a New Career in Retail

Victoria Beckham's first retail location will be opening in London in a few days and if you're in the area, you should pop by and have Victoria bring you the same skirt in a size up, please. Beckham told Grazia Daily that she will indeed be working in the store, likely spending her days refolding sweaters and… » 9/18/14 4:10pm 9/18/14 4:10pm

Tiffany & Co. Hit With Sparkly Racial Bias Lawsuit

The jeweler responsible for unleashing Audrey Hepburn posters and aqua wedding colors upon America just got hit with a racial discrimination lawsuit. » 5/30/14 11:40am 5/30/14 11:40am