The Crow Remake is Still On, Even Though Shit Keeps Happening to Stop It

Many, many moons ago, a remake of The Crow was reported to be underway. The original 1994 goth movie starred Brandon Lee — Bruce Lee’s son, who faced an eerie, untimely death when he was accidentally killed on set by a defective prop gun. The remake has been postponed under much less tragic, but still almost eerily… »11/06/15 3:00pm11/06/15 3:00pm


My Best Friend's Wedding Is Being Remade Into a Series for ABC

ABC’s newest series is not necessarily a reboot, but it is definitely from the past, a past some of us (not me) are trying to forget. The network has pulled from the Julia Roberts film canon to come up with a new half-hour show, which will act as a sequel to My Best Friend’s Wedding. What in the name of Rupert Everett… »10/14/15 11:45pm10/14/15 11:45pm

A Gay Version of Hart to Hart Is a Reboot That Actually Sounds Cool

Well look at what we’ve got here, a reboot that actually sounds interesting: NBC is planning to remake 1980s mystery series Hart to Hart, but with a gay couple! The original show, which aired from 1979 to 1984, starred Robert Wagner and Stefanie Powers as Jonathan and Jennifer Hart, a glamorous couple who traveled the… »9/17/15 2:05pm9/17/15 2:05pm

Ronda Rousey Is Taking Over for Patrick Swayze in the Road House Remake

Road House, the 1989 cinematic masterpiece that gave us poetic dialogue like “Pain don’t hurt” and “I used to fuck guys like you in prison,” is being remade because—well, what isn’t? Stepping into the starring role (originally shaped by Patrick Swayze) is UFC fighter and breakout star of the Entourage movie, Ronda… »9/09/15 6:00pm9/09/15 6:00pm

A Xena Reboot Is Coming, But Probably Without Lucy Lawless  

The reboot factory is rolling out yet another old television favorite: Xena: The Warrior Princess. Unfortunately, we probably won’t be able to see Lucy Lawless reprise her role as the former warlord-turned-hero. “I really couldn’t live that life,” Lawless said during the Television Critics Association’s semi-annual… »8/02/15 4:30pm8/02/15 4:30pm

Chris Hemsworth Added to 'Ghostbusters' Reboot as Receptionist

It’s been awhile since we’ve heard anything new about the highly-anticipated, all-female Ghostbusters reboot. Thankfully, Paul Feig has decided to throw us a bone. The director revealed the film’s newest cast member on Twitter, and it is Chris Hemsworth. The Australian actor, best known for his role as Thor in the… »6/10/15 11:00pm6/10/15 11:00pm

Let’s Analyze This Trailer for the Point Break Remake

Well, one of those pesky remakes we all love to complain about has been farted out into the universe. It’s none other than Point Break, the classic 1991 film starring Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze. My monocle is ready and waiting to examine this trailer. I also have a small shot of Jameson in arm’s reach in case I… »5/27/15 11:35pm5/27/15 11:35pm

Rocky Horror Picture Show Is Next In Line For the Remake Treatment 

The Rocky Horror Picture Show is celebrating its 40th anniversary this year and surprise, surprise—it’s getting a remake. Fox plans to recreate the 1975 cult classic in the form of a two-hour television special. Rocky Horror has a pretty passionate fan base, one that has held countless midnight movie screenings famous… »4/12/15 7:00pm4/12/15 7:00pm

Michael Bay's Remake of The Birds Is Going to Suck Ass

In life, there are few things one can predict with accuracy, even after years of training. Just ask a financial analyst who works for 80 hours a week studying the intricacies of stock price movement only to finally manage a fund that consistently underperforms the market. Just ask a couple divorcing after 30 years of… »3/13/14 4:45pm3/13/14 4:45pm

Who Should They Cast in the (Totally Unnecessary) Little Women Remake?

Apparently, the several Little Women movies that have already been released into the universe are not enough. Variety reports that Sony has tapped new writer Olivia Milch to write a new version of the classic tale. Despite the fact that this is horrible news and why on earth would we want to improve upon the… »10/23/13 3:50pm10/23/13 3:50pm