WTF did Alexis Arquette not give be some of that luscious heavenly wood before he had that pre-op? Damn, that was seriously a waste of a big wood!! I blame him for global warming..
Is there a way also for at least one day here to go by and have people not offended? This is a funny little pithy piece (no offense) about 20 random dudes who we all think or know have a big penis to go along with a new HBO show. I could fake being offended but that would mean I would have to care. And this goes for the blonde vs brunette joke. If this humor and sarcasm is too much, I say you need to cancel your subscription to the interwebs, b/c if this bothers you, you will be scared from the stuff I have seen. Sorry to jack the thread, but honestly every day its something else. Im guilty sometimes but its getting tiring.
random story... i once started a relationship where we didn't sleep together until after we fell in love. we waited a long time for a variety of reasons, but during that time i was always worried it would be tiny or he wouldn't know how to use it. when the day came (no pun intended) and i first saw it, it was so big i was horribly intimidated. while i grew to love it, i'm of the opinion that large penises are scary.
@hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE: Anything beyond average is scary. I hooked up with a friend of my ex boyfriends awhile after we broke up (I was young) and I had heard for years there was something up with his dick. When I saw it in real life for the first time, I was so freaked out, I panicked and rushed home. Unfortunately, all I wanted to do was call my ex and confirm what him and his friends thought about this dude's dick.
This topic of conversation always makes me think of peter steele from Type O negative. He did the playgirl spread and he has some lovely bedroomn eyes (if you go for the rocker, metal, totally hot and masculine type) and is also quite well endowed being that he is quite a large man. Although it appears from the cheezy playgirl article the man knows about foreplay and I think their is something to be said for a more well endowed guy allowing a lady to get ready for the big show instead of just trying to do things right away. Either way I think size is only sometimes an issue but to small is ALWAYS to small.
@femibot: Invest in a vibrator and work your way up from it before you have sex. That's the only advice I got when I was dating a guy with a really thick one (but length was tiny).
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Anyway, congratulations fellas (those of you who are still alive). Take a bow (if you can bend that far).
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Damn, I've had better luck in boyfriends than I thought.
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Thank you for the naked Colin Farrell picture.
I love you too.
BRB cold shower time.
Love, ImproperDancing
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As the girlfriend of a man nearing double digits, I have to say I'm partial.
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K-Fed's penis was THIIIIIIIS big. It was about the size of a baby carrot.
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And now it's made me scared...
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I was not at all prepared...