In case you've already forgotten the lessons of The Social Network, allow Boston University sophomore Justin Doody to jog your memory: the Internet exists to determine which girls are hottest.

"After reading [frat boy Yale Reardon's article on "Rating Girls"] I'm ashamed to identify as a fraternity man. Calling women inferior to men destroys the overall objectives every house establishes in their bylaws." — IU senior Drew Anderson [IDS]

Just days after Alex Knepper's date rape column, an Indiana University senior has caused a similar stir with his system for "rating girls" from "knockout" down to "turns off even the drunkest of males."