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12/22/08
Read that Wall Street Journal article about bowling! I rarely look through the WSJ, but I did read that article about the bowling alley, and it thoroughly tickled me. Choice passage:
Not everyone is excited about basketball's arrival as the semiofficial sport of the White House. The bowling lobby is concerned that talk of removing the White House lane -- which was built under the north driveway -- will have a negative impact on their sport. In an effort to change the president's mind, top bowling associations have offered to refurbish the lane with a state-of-the-art scoring system, high-tech bowling balls designed to grip the lane and a digital surround-sound system.
"It would be a sad, sad day" if Mr. Obama scrapped the bowling lane, says Jim Sturm, president of the Bowling Proprietors' Association of America and owner of two bowling centers in Charleston, W.Va. "I think his political analysts ought to take a long look at removing [it]. It could have a long-term impact on his political prospects."
The motherfucking bowling lobby is making passive-aggressive threats against the president-elect!
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If he shows up like this to meet with the Prime Minister, I'll join you in the call for decorum.
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Unless he's having sex with Michelle. In which case - right on.
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I saw him Monday morning...I was walking my little one to the bus stop in the frigid cold and his motorcade interrupted our walk. But it was cool - we totes saw him and waved.
Who says Wilmington, Delaware sucks...when your kid gets to see the 2nd most powerful man, on her way to kindergarten?! :)
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Jim Newell is other wordly.
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This furious resistance will last, at most, four days, when new shirtless pixxx of Obama in Hawaii will leak to the Huffington Post and everyone will forget about gay invocations or whatever.
Well, I haven't forgotten. >:[ Still pissed, and doubly pissed that Obama called himself "a fierce advocate for equality for gay and lesbian Americans" while defending his choice of honoring Warren.
That is an awfully juicy pic of Obama, though. Well, I can be horny and angry at the same time.
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I feel like Obama is that boyfriend that is making you laugh when you are trying to be angry with him.
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"Well, you all made those Hummers and Dodge Rams just like we asked you to, but.....it seems as though we read the market incorrectly so.....yeah, enjoy your 14 bucks an hour SUCKERS!!"
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In this economy, you should just be thankful that you have any employment at all. When we get back from our 3 week Mediterranean cruise, we'll let you get back to making giant vehicles that no one wants.
Happy Holidays!
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Dodge/Chrysler was counting on being able to distribute the fuel-sipping Smart Car through its' relationship w/ Daimler-Benz. Then Chrysler got dropped like a prom date covered in pigs' blood. Oh dear.
That is why Ford is not insolvent - they got wise to the Japanese-owned, American-made auto-manufacturing model after the first "energy crisis."
12/22/08
I call BS!!!
He's gonna kill Kanye and take over... Tellin' you.
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