For some reason, it took eight seasons of American Idol for a girl to audition in a bikini. And it took new Idol judge Kara DioGuardi two minutes to be a bitch about it.

Don't you just love how the campiest, gayest performances manage to consistently pop up during Super Bowl programming? This year for the pre-game show, Paula Abdul—with help from her producer/American Idol co-judge/guitar player Randy Jackson—poorly lip-synced her new single "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow." The song…