Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Host Swoony White House Teatime

Re-watch your VHS of the Oscar-winning Julia Stiles rom-com The Prince And Me, because Prince Harry is on our shores and hearts are motherfucking AFLUTTER. Michelle Obama and Jill Biden surprised their guests at a White House Mother's Day ceremony when the Royal Ginger Apparated in front of the crowd. » 5/10/13 9:00am 5/10/13 9:00am

Nicki Minaj Storms Off Idol Because Mariah's So Fucking Annoying

After an adolescence spent singing Toby Keith covers at block parties and anxiously folding over the waistband of her Soffe shorts in the mirror every morning before school, just wishing she could wake up and be somebody, poor 20-year-old Georgia ingenue Summer Cunningham's big break on American Idol was… » 1/24/13 9:00am 1/24/13 9:00am

Katy Perry Offers Robert Pattinson Refuge In Her Cupcake Décolletage

The plot thickens: pastry-breasted recent divorceé Katy Perry has invited her friend Robert Pattinson, cuckold, to "take a break" with her. A source says, "Katy has been a rock for ­Rob. She has reassured him she is very much there for him just as he was for her when she split from Russell." Reportedly Kristen Stewart » 7/28/12 11:30am 7/28/12 11:30am

Mariah Carey Wins American Idol Diva Musical Chairs

You have doubtlessly shed a bitter tear over professional fishmouth Steven Tyler's departure from his post as an American Idol judge. Said Tyler in what could loosely be called a statement: "After some long…hard…thoughts…I've decided it's time for me to let go of my mistress 'American Idol' before she boils my… » 7/13/12 9:00am 7/13/12 9:00am

Adele! You're Even More Pregnant Than We Thought!

ADELE, YOU SLY DOG. As it turns out, the old "sitcom star sits on the couch with a pillow over her stomach for the entire season because she's supposed to be an unlucky-in-love Single Woman Lawyer and they didn't feel like writing a pregnancy into the script" works occasionally! Although the singer announced her … » 7/10/12 9:00am 7/10/12 9:00am