Yeah, Melissa Rivers, I ordered the Ship Builder's Special with a side of waffles just to mess with them too...*shifty eyes*...hahahah...*shifty eyes*... #bethennyfrankelpregnant
@Snowbunny: I'm always messing with people. Sometimes at lunch I just order french fries and onion rings, and it's so funny because people are like are you messing with me?! And I'm like no I'm just really hungry, I'm not messing with you! But I totally am messing with them! lol I'm hilarious. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
It turns out that **SPOILER!**Haman is really Esther's father, King Ahasuerus was actually dead the whole time, Vashti is actually Esther's alter ego/other personality, and Mordecai was really Kiaser Sousay. Also, it was really Earth all along, Soylent Green is people, and Rosebud was the name of Esther's sled. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Yeah, Candace, the suspense is killing me, too... but I'll probably trick the suspense into confessing its evil plot and have my husband the king kill suspense instead.
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: and also dig this so Esther isn't really a kid she's a crazy adult who looks like a kid and its really not like you know OLDEN times but they're actually living in the woods in modern times but think its ancient Israel #bethennyfrankelpregnant
A man I once worked with told me that people called him "Diablo Dave." Jokingly, I asked him if he knew what diablo meant. Guess what. He didn't. Seriously. It was the greatest moment of my life. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I used to work with a man whose last name was Sanchez. I lovingly called him "Dirty", until he discovered Google and I had to stop.
I find it really hard to believe that Candace Cameron would only now be finding out "what happens next" in the story of Esther. The vocally devout should at least have read the bible once already, shouldn't they? #bethennyfrankelpregnant
Oh Kim Zolciak, I think you might actually cease to exist if people stopped talking about you.
And I'm pretty sure Bobbi Brown didn't take a break from developing her make-up brand to roll around on a car in an 80s hair band video. If I'm wrong, someone please find this & post- STAT! #bethennyfrankelpregnant
@sassyredhead: Ahhh- my hair band video ignorance has been exposed! And I am now officially dumber than Holly Madison. Good day for me! #bethennyfrankelpregnant
@BabyJane: Thanks! I picture her with the perfect natural eye make-up, subtle bronzer, and glossy nude lip rolling around on the hood of a Camaro. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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Thank you, Ricky Bobby. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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i must sign up for this thing now and will only follow sara. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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It turns out that **SPOILER!**Haman is really Esther's father, King Ahasuerus was actually dead the whole time, Vashti is actually Esther's alter ego/other personality, and Mordecai was really Kiaser Sousay. Also, it was really Earth all along, Soylent Green is people, and Rosebud was the name of Esther's sled. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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There will also be some pretty horrifying revenge slaughter. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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--Kelly Bundy #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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Then I call my mom at work and have a one-sided argument about Kim's hair.
Then I log on to anonymous message boards and debate with strangers about Kim's adulterous ways.
And then, Kim woke up. #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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And I'm pretty sure Bobbi Brown didn't take a break from developing her make-up brand to roll around on a car in an 80s hair band video. If I'm wrong, someone please find this & post- STAT! #bethennyfrankelpregnant
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